logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Monitors

    I sell new and used computers for a living. At an exhibit and sale, I decided to give…
  • Default Image

    Flight Booking

    After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the…
  • Default Image

    Gorilla Sundae

    A gorilla walked into a drugstore and ordered a $1.50 chocolate sundae. He put a…
  • Default Image

    Searching For Witnesses

    The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a…
  • Default Image

    Denture Feedback

    A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set…
  • Default Image

    Rules for Editing

    Some of you have noticed a few typos in the CleanLaugh list now and then. To improve this…
  • Default Image

    Carrier Landings

    Any naval aviator will tell you that landing a plane on an aircraft carrier is THE most…
  • Default Image

    Growing Up

    While on recess duty at the elementary school where I teach, I was talking with several…
  • Default Image

    Wallpaper Jobs

    Joan decided to redecorate. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need…
  • Default Image

    Birth Wharp

    Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby. I was…
  • Default Image

    Cute Baby

    When we brought our new-born son to the pediatrician for his first checkup, the doctor…
  • Default Image

    Interactive Weather

    Our part of the country had gone for weeks with little or no rain. The TV weatherman, on…
  • Default Image

    100GB bug

    Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the…
  • Default Image

    Jeep Stuck

    During training exercises, the green lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road. He…
  • man3

    Your Turn

    A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried…

Two Goobers notice a couple of guys by a bridge.

The one guy drops over the bridge being supported by the other one holding his ankles.

After 5 minutes, the one hanging over the bridge shouts 'pull me up'.

His friend pulls him up and he's holding a 10lb salmon.

So one Goober says to his friend, "We'll try that."

Later, they come to a bridge and the one Goober drops over and the other one grabs his ankles.

After 5 minutes, the one over the bridge shouts 'pull me up'.

"Why, have you got one?" his friend enquires.

"No, there's a train coming" he replies.

Powered By JFBConnect