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CD Entrance

music choraleAt our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would like to enter the service to.

One family asked to enter to "Love Me Tender."

Well, the day of the funeral arrived and the music was started ready for the family to walk into the service.

Unfortunately, the wrong track number was entered into the CD player, and the family found themselves walking in to "Return to Sender."

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