Over the years, people have come up with a number of great reasons to eat chocolate. The following 11 reasons are all viable options for yourself or a friend to eat chocolate with a clear conscience. ENJOY!
*Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
*Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
*If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
*The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
*Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
*If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
*Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
*Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
*A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
*If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
*If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?