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    Toucan Yell

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    Purse Contents

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    Amish Bumper Sticker

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    Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

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Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I would have a comeback. That moment finally arrived, and I was ready.

"You know," I challenged, "even a broken clock is right once a day."

He looked at me and replied, "Twice."

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