logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Dad Knew

My dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.

He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband?" And she said, "I do."

Then the minister asked my dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife?"

And my mom said, "He does."

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Bible Answer

    A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible…
  • chef bad

    You Are A Bad Cook If…

    You can find "You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...part 1" here. - The last time you tried…
  • woman curlers

    Behavior Modification

    One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office. When I walked…
  • sign fork in road

    Sign Fun

    On a California freeway: Fine for Littering In the window of an Atlanta clothing store:…
  • child six

    First Day

    Little Johnny was thrilled when his turn came to enter kindergarten. To make sure he had…
  • Default Image

    Absent Minded Professor

    One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded…
  • Default Image

    Call to Principal

    The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is Dunn…
  • Default Image

    Teapot Computer

    The secretary in our mental-health clinic chose a new screensaver -- a picture of a…
  • Default Image

    Unknown Reindeer

    The game show contestant was only 200 points behind the leader and about to answer the…
  • Default Image

    Judge's Watch

    A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as…
  • Default Image

    September 11 Update

    Dear Cybersalt.org List Members, All Cybersalt.org lists will continue to be silent…
  • calendar

    Diet Skipping

    Mr. Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat…
  • construction road crew

    Road Closed

    Signs warning of closed roadways are frequently ignored in rural Minnesota, so highway…
  • baby boy

    Johnny's Home

    After the dedication service of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the…
  • Default Image

    Graduation Speech Notes

    When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from…