logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Dear Dog

Dear Dog,

I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break; the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not dirty with red paint.

Things here at the house are calmer now, and just to show you that I have no hard feelings towards you, I am sending you a picture, so you will always remember me.

Best regards,

The Cat
Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • dinner date

    First Date

    A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of…
  • Default Image

    Bus Fare to Train Station

    Before boarding a bus, a man asked the driver, "What is the fare to the train station?"…
  • Default Image

    Crowded Bus

    It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed. I tried to force my…
  • Default Image

    Vacuous Goober

    It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature."Her question…
  • Default Image

    Escaped Puppy

    I live across the street from a church. When my wife's puppy escaped from the back yard…
  • Default Image

    Healthful Place

    Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Barbados. In an airport taxi cab,…
  • Default Image

    Student Driver

    As an instructor in driver education at Unionville-Sebewaing Area High School in…
  • train engine

    Lost Ticket

    Albert Einstein was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on…
  • Default Image

    Signs That You May Be Canadian

    1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines. 2. You understand the phrase, "Could…
  • Default Image

    Freedom

    The Fourth of July was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to…
  • Default Image

    You've Had Too Much Coffee When

    You've had too much coffee when: 1. You ski uphill. 2. You get a speeding ticket even…
  • Default Image

    Shopping Advice

    While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of a…
  • Default Image

    Blessed Be The Tie

    A guy walking in the desert desperately needed a drink. As he followed the dunes, he came…
  • woman old4

    Visiting Grandma

    Grandma, who appeared to become an ever-more intimidating personality as the years went…
  • Default Image

    English vs Western

    My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses…