logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    You're not a kid anymore when....

    You're not a kid anymore when....1. You're asleep but others worry that you're dead.2.…
  • picture of shopping cart

    Supermarket Saavy

    One day my brother-in-law noticed an elderly lady slowly pushing a cart through the…
  • Default Image

    Half Diet

    A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her…
  • picture of weights

    Weight For Help

    Somewhat skeptical of his son's new found determination to become Charles Atlas, the…
  • Default Image

    Hand Dryers

    My pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers in the rest rooms at his church and…
  • Default Image

    Managing a Flag Pole

    A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So…
  • Default Image

    Orchestra Note

    While a famous orchestra was on tour, the conductor found this note under his hotel room…
  • Default Image

    Wilderness Guide

    "We pass this way but once," we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless…
  • Default Image

    Grocery Pickup

    Soon after my 16-year-old sister started working after school as a grocery-store cashier,…
  • Default Image

    Setting The Table

    Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for…
  • Default Image

    Meet the Parents

    A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my…
  • Default Image

    Overreacting

    Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of…
  • horse snow

    Blizzard Police

    While driving through Buffalo after a heavy snow storm, a motorist noted a policeman,…
  • Default Image

    Fish Heads

    A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and…
  • Default Image

    Goober Motivation

    One day a goober was hiking up to an old camp. There was an outhouse along the way, so he…
To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season

Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).

1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.

2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden. (It runs up an incredible long distance bill.)

3. Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.

4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.

5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.

6. Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."

In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.
Powered By JFBConnect