More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Dad Knew

    My dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.He told me that he knew…
  • Default Image

    Caddy Advice

    Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confident golfer said to his caddy,…
  • Default Image

    Away From His Desk

    As the boss was leaving the office to play golf, he instructed his secretary to tell all…
  • Default Image

    Missed Call

    My daughter Marina worked in my law office while she attended graduate school. One…
  • Default Image

    Hearing Request

    During a January revival an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed.One…
  • Default Image

    Head First Entry

    A jeweler standing behind the counter of his shop after hours was astounded to see a…
  • Default Image

    Bear Hunting

    Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for…
  • Default Image

    Weight Training

    My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a boy, and he used to tell me,…
  • Default Image

    Happy Songs

    A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to…
  • Default Image

    Finally Heard

    Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch.The…
  • Default Image

    Hi Tech Watch

    A man is at Grand Central Station waiting for his train which leaves at 6:00 PM but he…
  • Default Image

    Dental Mommy

    For the first time, my four-year-old daughter Kelsey was coming to my office to have me,…
  • Default Image

    Welcome To The Neighborhood

    A family who had just moved into a new neighborhood was anxious to make a good…
  • Default Image

    Materialistic Or What?

    A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Jag XK-8 in front of the office, ready to…
  • Default Image

    Updated Punishment

    "When I was a youngster," complained the frustrated father, shaking his head, "I was…

I do not think -- therefore I am not.

Here is the illustration of this principle:

One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, "Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?".

Descartes replied, "I think not.", and promptly vanished.

Powered By JFBConnect