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    Granny's Visit

    Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug.…
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    D.C. Flyover

    On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law overheard a patriotic father…
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    Swerving Goober

    A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the goober driver.…
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    Birthday Greetings

    Seen on a birthday card.Forget about the past, You can't change it.Forget about the…
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    Things to do when seeing Lord Of The Rings:

    1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait! Where is Harry Potter?"2.…
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    Check Signing

    Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and…
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    Freedom

    The Fourth of July was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to…
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    Today I didn't Do It

    One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three…
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    Department Baseball

    An interoffice softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff…
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    Vendor Problem

    In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data…
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    ATM Correction

    My father began teaching business classes at the local prison through a community…
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    Hymns vs. Choruses

    An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church. He came home…
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    Parrot Problems

    A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a…
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    Fiery Love

    Jolene had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they…
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    Taste It

    One afternoon a waiter served a bowl of chicken soup to an elderly gentleman. As he…

I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort. "Sorry," I replied, "but I've been incapacitated."

Undaunted, the caller kept trying to convince me to change my mind and volunteer.

I interrupted and said, "I'm incapacitated. Do you know what that means?"

She hesitated. "It means your head was cut off?"

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