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    Dignified Exit

    One evening, two girlfriends and I went to a nightclub, only to find the place packed…
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    The Day Before

    Showing his friend around his home, Fred started to point out all of the collectibles his…
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    Lost Hunting

    My uncle Joe and his best buddy, Bubba, went hunting a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they…
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    Starting Over

    The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have…
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    YMCA Innocence

    A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he…
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    Happy Birthday Grandpa

    My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I…
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    Cinderella Question

    The tax accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter…
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    Famous Last Words

    * Don't turn it on yet, it's not quite ready.* Step back a bit, I can't get you in the…
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    Connecting Chaos

    The fur began to fly when my fellow airline passengers learned there was a chance they…
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    Maranatha

    David Jeremiah told of this one conference where a pastor was talking to the group and…
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    Lawn Ornaments

    Customer at a counter of a lawn ornament shop: "Give me four of those pinwheels, two of…
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    Gym Oops

    New to the United States, I was eager to meet people. So one day I struck up a…
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    Battle Hymn of Term Finals

    Mine eyes have seen the horrorOf the ending of the termIt has poisoned all my spiritsLike…
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    Brightness In Action

    *I worked with an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself and for the…
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    Factory Supplies

    At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies. The machines'…

I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort. "Sorry," I replied, "but I've been incapacitated."

Undaunted, the caller kept trying to convince me to change my mind and volunteer.

I interrupted and said, "I'm incapacitated. Do you know what that means?"

She hesitated. "It means your head was cut off?"

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