logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Professional Animal Trainer

    As a professional animal trainer, I was disturbed when my own dog developed a bad habit.…
  • Default Image

    Key West Tourists

    I was a salesman and always wore a shirt and tie which made me stand out in Key West.…
  • A joke about a boss's speech that goes too long.

    Blah Blah Blah

    The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his…
  • Default Image

    Top Ten Toys You May Have Trouble Finding This Year

    10. Sister's Dollhouse and Night Vision Ninja Assassin 9. Tuba Hero - World Tour8. Low…
  • Default Image

    Evangelist Request

    During a January revival an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed. One…
  • Default Image

    The Cautious Pilot

    Taxiing down the tarmac, a jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the…
  • Default Image

    Patio Problem

    My husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time. He bought 100 cement…
  • workshop

    Modern Tool Reality

    Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on one's enemies. Modern…
  • Default Image

    Holding Hands

    While at the mall, I saw an elderly couple holding hands while they were walking. As they…
  • post it_notes

    Passed Note

    A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.…
  • Default Image

    Nice Boyfriend

    One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they…
  • gravestones

    Checking In

    Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant…
  • Default Image

    Navy Shots

    While I'm not sure of the procedure now, when I was in the Navy, every so often, you got…
  • Default Image

    Scared Smart

    As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in several night-time exercises. Once,…
  • preacher2

    Hurry Home

    It has to be confessed that the minister was rather long-winded. During his sermon a…

My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18 holes.

Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area I was mapping, I came upon a golf club that an irate player must have tossed away. It was in good condition, so I picked it up and continued on.

When I broke out of the brush onto a putting green, two golfers stared at me in awe. I had a machete in one hand, a golf club in the other, and behind me was a clear-cut swath leading out of the woods.

"There," said one of the golfers, "is a guy who hates to lose his ball!"

Powered By JFBConnect