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    Driver's License Examiners

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    Votive Candles

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    Lawyer Light Bulb Completion

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    The Difference Between Men and Women

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    Words Per Day

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    $100.00 Please

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    Letter From Mom

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    Let Me Feel Your Pain

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    Tourist Questions

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    Officer Overboard

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Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a 60-year-old destroyer. One day the Navy sent a crew of 20 men, while the Marines sent a crew of three.

The curator teased one of the Navy midshipman, saying, "You mean it takes twenty Navy guys to do the work of only three Marines?"

"Sir, no sir," he snapped back. "The truth is, sir, it takes six or seven of us to supervise each one of those Marines!"

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