logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Maritime Museum

Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a 60-year-old destroyer. One day the Navy sent a crew of 20 men, while the Marines sent a crew of three.

The curator teased one of the Navy midshipman, saying, "You mean it takes twenty Navy guys to do the work of only three Marines?"

"Sir, no sir," he snapped back. "The truth is, sir, it takes six or seven of us to supervise each one of those Marines!"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    E-mail Problem

    The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for…
  • Default Image

    Phonetic Hymn Title

    Many hymnals have a hymn called "Gladly the Cross I'd Bear."It seems that one week when…
  • Default Image

    In-Flight Humor

    Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture,"…
  • Default Image

    Party Favor

    After classical violinist Fritz Kreisler was invited to a society party, the hostess…
  • Default Image

    Riding Dead Horses

    The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says…
  • chickens

    Crate of Chickens

    The farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had…
  • Default Image

    Bagpipe Jokes

    Relax, they aren't that bad - it's just joking about them that's fun. Q. What's the…
  • Default Image

    Australia Q & A

    These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website: the answers…
  • Default Image

    Warning Labels

    Warning Labels!7 Up:Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other…
  • Default Image

    Herd Of Cows

    A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho," and went out walking with one of…
  • Default Image

    Astronomers Declare February No Longer a Month

    Emboldened by their success in declaring Pluto not a planet, the International…
  • Default Image

    Better Grades

    The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite…
  • chocolate

    Chocolate Laughs

    Over the years, people have come up with a number of great reasons to eat chocolate. The…
  • Default Image

    Fan Help

    Although I have three sons, it was always my daughter who helped me with chores around…
  • class2

    Foreign Encounter

    I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must…