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    Largest Amphibious Assault

    I had been teaching my seventh-graders about World War II, and a test question was, "What…
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    Politically Correct Statements

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    New Discovery

    The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory.An exciting new discovery is about to take…
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    Label Warning

    My in-laws gave us a beautiful knife set--top quality.The accompanying cutting board,…
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    Sermon Follow-Up

    A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To…
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    Lodge Meeting

    The wife heard her husband come back into the house not too long after he had left.She…
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    Yard Sale Anger

    A lady was taking her time browsing through everything at a yard sale and said to the…
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    Losing Load

    A trucker stops for red light and a goober girl catches up. She knocks on the door and…
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    Senior Ailments

    A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: "My arms are…
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    Someone At The Door

    A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to…
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    Automobile Acronyms

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    Unknown Reindeer

    The game show contestant was only 200 points behind the leader and about to answer the…
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    Instrument Test

    I'm a middle school band teacher, and I match students to instruments by testing them on…
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    Top 10 Signs that you company is planning to lay you off.

    10. You frequently overhear the CEO mumbling, "Eeny-Meeny-Miney-You"9. The guys from the…
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    Ah, Mozart

    A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The…

A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions.

"Professionally employed?" he asked.

"We're a military family," the wife answered.

"Children?"

"Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve," she answered proudly.

"Animals?"

"Oh, no," she said earnestly. "They're very well behaved."

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