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    Checking In

    Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant…
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    Science Fair Responses

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    Second Grade Math

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    Wig Eye Witness

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    Someone At The Door

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    Read The Label

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    Coverup Catch

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    Golf Cheater

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    The Beginning

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    Headstones

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    Overdue Rent

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    Weird Library Reference Questions

    All of these situations are real and some of them were mighty embarrassing.Enjoy! Part 1:…
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    Goober Motivation

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    Serious Shopper

    I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just…
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    Rose Plague

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A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions.

"Professionally employed?" he asked.

"We're a military family," the wife answered.

"Children?"

"Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve," she answered proudly.

"Animals?"

"Oh, no," she said earnestly. "They're very well behaved."

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