logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Old Red

Red Buttons, appearing on Dennis Miller's Show, announced he was 80 years old but that 80 is not "old."

Red explained:

"Old" is when your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light.

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • roofers

    Cinderoofer

    When my children received the video of Cinderella as a summer gift, they watched it…
  • picture of a waitress

    Lingering Hug

    We had made some changes in our lives. My husband had lost 50 pounds and after eight…
  • Default Image

    Tennis Take On

    A manager has to take on some sport by his doctor so he decides to play tennis. After a…
  • Default Image

    Boat Rental

    A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found it would cost…
  • Default Image

    Kangaroo Fence

    A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high,…
  • back to_school

    Fourth Grade Logic

    A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation,"…
  • Default Image

    Puzzled Border Guard

    Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his…
  • Default Image

    Money Call

    A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and…
  • Default Image

    Rolls-Royce Loaner

    When I arrived at a friend's home for a party, my old rattletrap looked pretty shabby…
  • fire fighter helmet

    Nativity Accent

    In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent…
  • crazy baby

    More Church Bulletin Humor

    *More Church Bulletin Humor* Sermon Outline:I. Delineate your fearII. Disown your…
  • Default Image

    Country Tunes

    My wife and I were browsing in a crafts store when I noticed a display of country-style…
  • picture of a car crash

    More Insurance Claims

    "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "I pulled…
  • Default Image

    Gore Flubs

    We've all flubbed things we were trying to say - here are some flubs attributed to Al…
  • Default Image

    Scale Convention

    At the scale manufacturers' convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on…