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Mr. Norton was in the hospital recovering from an operation when the nurse on duty received a call from a man who asked how Mr.  Norton was doing.

"Oh, quite well.  We expect he'll be released in the morning."

"Very good, thank you."

"May I ask who is calling so that I can tell Mr. Norton?" inquired the nurse.

"This IS Mr. Norton.  The doctors don't tell me anything!"
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