logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Top Ten Toys You May Have Trouble Finding This Year

    10. Sister's Dollhouse and Night Vision Ninja Assassin 9. Tuba Hero - World Tour8. Low…
  • Default Image

    Air Boss

    Activated from the Army Reserves for a joint service Arctic exercise, I was assigned to…
  • picture of old lady

    Granny's Visit

    Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug.…
  • teacher

    Meet Me For Lunch

    The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining…
  • Default Image

    Farewell Song

    There was a woman who spent some months serving God in Kenya. On her final visit to a…
  • gas cap

    Lost Gas Cap

    David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven…
  • Default Image

    Car Moving

    It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the…
  • Default Image

    Unsubscribe Directions

    To Unsubscribe From The CleanLaugh ListThough I know you all enjoy being on this list,…
  • Default Image

    Third Grade Assignment

    My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My…
  • Default Image

    Coffee For Grandma

    A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee.…
  • Default Image

    Come and Get Me

    My brother dropped off his wife at the hairstylist and she was supposed to call me when…
  • man old1

    Grandpa Cut Up

    Many years ago, a grandfather bought a hobby horse by mail order as a birthday present…
  • Default Image

    Robbie's Move

    Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new…
  • Default Image

    Carried Away Shopping

    In a shop, two men struck up a conversation. Just as one fellow said that his wife was…
  • Default Image

    My Dog At It

    A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning. That was about half the…
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman.

After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the roadside in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer.)


































The perfect woman. She's the only one that really existed in the first place. everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man...

(Women, end e-mail here. Men, keep scrolling.)





























So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

(by the way if your a woman, and your reading this...this brings up another point....women never listen either.......)
Powered By JFBConnect