logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Private Peters

military truckThe drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated:

"Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news.

First, the good. Private Peters will be setting the pace on our morning run.' With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Private Peters was overweight and terribly slow.

But then the drill sergeant finished his statement:

"Now for the bad news. Private Peters will be driving a truck."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Clumsy Ad Copy

    - No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really…
  • map forest

    Wilderness Guide

    "We pass this way but once," we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless…
  • Default Image

    Turkey Shopping

    It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few…
  • Default Image

    Hickbonics

    The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless…
  • cake chocolate2

    Finishing

    My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So…
  • Default Image

    Better Trainer

    A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of…
  • Default Image

    What "Guy" Phrases Really Mean

    "I'm going fishing."really means..."I'm going to go and stand by a stream with a stick in…
  • tail light2

    Tail Light

    "How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?" demanded the policeman. The…
  • prison

    Some Things You Can't Escape

    A convict managed to escape from prison and his escape was the lead item on the six…
  • newspaper2

    Cub Reporter

    The newspaper editor was instructing the cub reporter in important details of his…
  • Default Image

    Good Doctors

    A fellow was asked if there were any good doctors is his home town. "Good doctors!" he…
  • puddle

    Country Puddle

    A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the…
  • Default Image

    Golf Survey

    My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18…
  • picture of a thanksgiving turkey

    Turkey Size

    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one…
  • Default Image

    Punishment Withheld

    Teacher: " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also…