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    Car Alarms

    I was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. "What…
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    Questions

    A man took his son fishing one day. After a few hours in the boat with not much to do,…
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    Charity Answer

    Father O'Shea, the parish priest in the village, was giving a sermon about charity. He…
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    Golf Quitter

    Two men were chatting casually at work over the water cooler. The conversation turned to…
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    Ironic Call

    One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him…
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    Eating Out

    Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches…
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    Refueling

    Once my wife and I had to take a flight that had 4 other stops before arriving at the…
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    Marriage Marathon

    With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the…
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    Math Symbols

    While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils, I drew a greater-than ( > ) and…
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    Turtle Keeper

    Martin was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the…
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    Fish Fight Story

    Doug was describing a 30-pound bass he'd caught recently, after fighting it for three…
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    Friendship Poems

    Are you tired of those Sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never…
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    Calls to Information Assistance

    Caller: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please.Operator: I'm…
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    Returned E-mail

    The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for…
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    You Know You Are a Bad Cook When…

    - You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer. - You consider it a culinary success if the…
In the far distant future in the year 4527, a number of scientists from all over the universe were having a convention on a far distant galaxy. Two beings were seated next to one another when they struck up a conversation.

"Where are you from?" the one asked.

"I'm from Alpha Century," he answered. "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Earth" was the answer.

"I know someone from earth," the Alpha Centurion said. "John Smith. Do you know him?"
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