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    Chewed Out Answer

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    Are We There Yet?

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    Cow Legs

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    Shovel Need

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    Things Overheard on Noah's Ark

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    Office Answering Message

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    Oarsmen News

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    Surgery Headache

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    Happy Marriage

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    White Gloves

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I called to make airline reservations and was put on hold. After several minutes of taped music, a recorded voice came on:

"If you have been waiting longer than ten minutes, you may press eight. This will not speed up your call, but it will give you something to do while you wait."

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