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    Y1K

    Canterbury, England. AD 999. An atmosphere close to panic prevails today throughout…
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    Huge Steak

    A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he'd eaten downtown the day…
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    Do It Yourself

    When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a…
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    Government Pipe Specifications

    1. All pipe is to be made of a long hole, surrounded by metal or plastic centered around…
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    Be Careful Following the Crowd

    Another true life story for the Funnies... A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for…
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    Card Dog

    A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog…
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    Military Chat

    During the second Gulf War, I was an Air Force colonel. I routinely flew on different…
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    Sermon Feedback

    They say that a preacher's wife is always his number one assistant. An example of this…
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    Rest In Peace

    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for…
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    Get Moving

    While driving with my granddaughter, I was getting annoyed with the driver ahead of me…
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    Weather Forecaster

    To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door…
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    Math Symbols

    While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils, I drew a greater-than ( > ) and…
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    Birds and Bees

    Donald Ogden Stewart, the writer, had a son away at prep school. When the boy reached the…
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    Forgive Your Enemies

    The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a…
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    Found Purse

    As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the…

I called to make airline reservations and was put on hold. After several minutes of taped music, a recorded voice came on:

"If you have been waiting longer than ten minutes, you may press eight. This will not speed up your call, but it will give you something to do while you wait."

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