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    CD Entrance

    At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would…
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    Insurance Claims

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    Tips From Cowboys

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    Good Singer

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    Sunday Paper

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    Soap and Water

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    Get Your Own

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    Mummy Shock

    An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a sarcophagus…
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    Scale Convention

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    Logic Amongst the Sciences

    A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people…
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    Country Boys

    These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it…
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    Carpenter Request

    While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself…
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    Goober Celebration

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    Ancestry

    The following was overheard at a recent 'high society' party."My ancestry goes back all…
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    Even More Musings

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10. "Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?"

9. "Hey, there are more than two flies in here!"

8. "Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on board?"

7. "OK, who's the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on board?"

6. "Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants, QUICK!"

5. "Don't Make Me Pull This Ark Over And Come Back There!"

4. "No Ham, you cannot eat the Pig!"

3. "And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out."

2. "Nice Doggie!"

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING OVERHEARD ON NOAH'S ARK.....

1. "Are We There Yet?"

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