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    You're Not a Kid Anymore When

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    Forgotten Watch

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    Dead Horse

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    Mom's Time Out

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    Dun in Texas

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    Elementary Motherhood

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    Gift Diamonds

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    Race Horses in a Stable

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    Prayers as Heard By Children

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    Omitted Stories

    Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to deliver a series of…

10. "Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?"

9. "Hey, there are more than two flies in here!"

8. "Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on board?"

7. "OK, who's the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on board?"

6. "Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants, QUICK!"

5. "Don't Make Me Pull This Ark Over And Come Back There!"

4. "No Ham, you cannot eat the Pig!"

3. "And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out."

2. "Nice Doggie!"

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING OVERHEARD ON NOAH'S ARK.....

1. "Are We There Yet?"

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