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    Message Puzzle

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    Battle Of The Dogs

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    50 Years From Now

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    Traffice Warning

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    Coin Test

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    Reading At Lunchtime

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    Cub Reporter

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    Interview Question

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    Range Cancelled

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10. "Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?"

9. "Hey, there are more than two flies in here!"

8. "Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on board?"

7. "OK, who's the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on board?"

6. "Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants, QUICK!"

5. "Don't Make Me Pull This Ark Over And Come Back There!"

4. "No Ham, you cannot eat the Pig!"

3. "And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out."

2. "Nice Doggie!"


1. "Are We There Yet?"

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