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Understanding Your Paycheck

Gross pay: $1222.02

Income Tax Outgo Tax State Tax Interstate Tax
244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89

County Tax City Tax Rural Tax Back Tax
6.11 12.22 4.44 1.11

Front Tax Side Tax Up Tax Down Tax
1.16 1.61 2.22 1.11

Tic-Tacs Thumbtacks Carpet Tacks Stadium Tax
1.98 3.93 0.98 0.69

Flat Tax Surtax Ma'am Tax Parking Fee
8.32 3.46 2.60 5.00

No Pkg Fee F.I.C.A. T.G.I.F. Life Ins.
10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85

Health Ins. Disability Ability Liability Ins.
16.23 2.50 0.25 3.41

Dental Ins. Mental Ins. Reassurance Coffee
4.50 4.33 0.11 6.85

Coffee Cups Calendar Floor Rental Chair Rental
66.51 3.06 16.85 .32

Desk Rental Union Dues Union Don'ts Cash Advances
4.32 5.85 3.77 0.69

Cash Retreats Overtime Undertime Eastern Time
121.35 1.26 54.83 9.00

Central Time Mntn Time Pacific Time GMT
8.00 7.00 6.00 24.00
Bath Time Time Out Oxygen Water
4.2 44.44 12.21 10.02

Electricity Heat Air Misc
38.23 51.42 46.83 144.38

Take Home Pay: $0000.02
(This is where the expression "just my 2 cents" came from?)

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