logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • head phones

    Songs For People Over 40

    *Top 10 Songs for People Over 40* 10. Let's Get a Physical 9. Ain't No Burrito Mild…
  • lincoln memorial

    Abe Lincoln's Age

    A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the…
  • Default Image

    Word Impatience

    Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless,…
  • Default Image

    Kid Comments

    * A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth ?"One lil' girl spoke up:…
  • Default Image

    Marine Comeback

    During mail call one evening at Marine Corps boot camp, I received several letters from…
  • Default Image

    Rookie Landing

    As the passengers settled in on a West Coast commuter flight a flight attendant…
  • glasses

    Without Glasses

    Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the…
  • Default Image

    Found Money

    An elderly married couple who were childhood sweethearts and had settled down in their…
  • Default Image

    Valedictorian

    At the beginning of the school year, one seventh grader was reflecting on his chance at…
  • Default Image

    Cat Petting

    We moved into an apartment while we were looking for a place that would let us keep our…
  • Default Image

    Exact Address

    Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a…
  • Default Image

    Bystander

    Man: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a…
  • Default Image

    Subway Drop

    The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most…
  • fishing charter

    Just Pretend

    Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband…
  • Default Image

    Caught Sleeping

    Just in case your boss catches you asleep at your desk, be ready to blurt out one of…

Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them.

As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then suddenly died.

The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.  He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died.  I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read, "Please step to your left -- you're standing on my oxygen tube!"

Powered By JFBConnect