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One day I was walking across my yard and saw in the garden a stem of a winter onion with "sets" on top. It had grown quite crooked and resembled a snake.
I got my camera and took a picture of it. When it was developed I looked at it and thought I would have no need for it and almost threw it away.
Then I decided to name it and called it "Serpent in the garden of eatin'."
Snow White took photos of the Dwarfs and their surroundings. She took the film to be developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos.
The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor. Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry.
The clerk, trying to console her, said, "Don't worry. Someday your prints will come."
David Beckham, the famous English soccer player, is teaching his new son Romeo the finer points about soccer.
After a while Romeo asks his Dad what number he should have on his uniform when he starts playing for a team.
David replied "Wear 4 out there Romeo."
Followers of the tiny Scottish soccer club Inverness Caledonain-Thistle refer to the club as "Caley."
The team delighted fans one winter when it eliminated heavily favored Glasgow Celtic 3-1 in the Scottish Cup.
The upset prompted the following headline in the British tabloid the "Sun":
"Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious."
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!