Monthly Archive

"Jesus paid the price. You get to keep the change." read more..

"We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive." - read more..

"A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem." read more..

“If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.”... read more..

When I had my 50th birthday my husband said to me "I should trade you in for two 25 year olds." I replied "Thank you for the compliment." With a stunned look on his face, he said "HUH?" I responded... read more..

"Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish." - Mark Twain read more..

"Vision is not enough; it must be combined with venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps. We must step up the stairs." - Vaclav Havel read more..

"Treat your body like a temple, not a woodshed. The mind and body work together. Your body needs to be a good support system for the mind and spirit. If you take good care of it, your body can take yo read more..

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't." - Richard Bach read more..

"Men take only their needs into consideration, never their abilities." - Napoleon Bonaparte read more..

"A closed mouth gathers no foot." read more..

"Old age comes at a very bad time" - Author Unknown read more..

“Americans have the watches; Africans have the time.”... read more..

"Through the years I've noticed that conscience gets a lot of credit that really belongs to cold feet." read more..

"Money talks, but credit has an echo." read more..

"Taking the bull by the horns is often a sound course of action..as long as you and the bull agree on when to let go." read more..

"Don't be afraid to touch bottom. It's solid." read more..

"When you were a little kid remember how hard it was to get a cookie? Way in the back, unless your mom was really mean- then they'd be on top of the refrigerator. Nowhere on a package of Oreos does it read more..

"You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners." - Rita Mae Brown read more..

"We can put television in its proper light by supposing that Gutenberg's great invention had been directed at printing only comic books." - Robert M. Hutchins read more..

"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!" - Jonathan Winters read more..

"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids." read more..

"Sin wouldn't be so attractive, if the wages were paid immediately." read more..

"A closed mouth gathers no foot." read more..

"My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'" - Penelope Lombard read more..

"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session." - Mark Twain (1866) read more..

"It's okay to have nothing to say unless you're talking." read more..

"A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul" - George Bernard Shaw read more..

"Hurt people hurt people." read more..

"Some people are making such thorough preparations for a rainy day that they completely miss today's sunshine." read more..