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"People who squawk about their income tax can be divided into two classes - Men and women." read more..

"Don't put off for tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today you can do it again tomorrow." read more..

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened." - Winston Churchill read more..

"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing." read more..

"Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday. Was it worth it?" read more..

"In case of nuclear attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools will be temporarily canceled." read more..

"Christ was content to be born in a stable so we could live in a mansion when we die." read more..

"You can fall down by yourself but you need a friend's hand to get up." - Yiddish Proverb read more..

"A lot of money is tainted - it tain't yours and it tain't mine." read more..

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." -Robert Frost read more..

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." -- Franklin P. Jones read more..

"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." -- Will Rogers read more..

"I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it." --Thomas Jefferson read more..

"Cats look down on us, dogs look up to us, & pigs treat us like equals." W. Churchhill. read more..

"I am not where I should be , but thank God I am not where I use to be". - Joyce Meyer read more..

"90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at." read more..

"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days." - Garrison Kielor. read more..

"If you've got enough of Jesus to get to heaven, you have enough of Jesus to get you to church." read more..

"Have you prayed for your enemies today?" -Hurley Spinks read more..

"Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand." -- Thomas Carlyle read more..

"Never test the depth of the water with both feet." read more..

"Love is like an hour glass - the heart fills up and the brain goes empty." read more..

"College is spending $100 for a book, and $300 to prove you read it." read more..

"Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut." read more..

"God grades on the cross, not the curve." read more..

“A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience.” - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894)... read more..

"WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!" read more..

"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help." read more..

"Plan ahead - it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark!" read more..

"Many people want to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity." read more..