Monthly Archive

January 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 127 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3595

Tough Teacher

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1425

A Diet Experiment

I wasn't going to post about the diet Matt and I are doing, but it's forty days long, and now that we are mostly through day 4 I am realizing how unsatisfying it will be to keep notes for the next mo read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1960

UFOs

"UFOs show us that our worst fears are groundless." read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1469

Healing Creeps In

I have been in a bad way spiritually for the last couple months, and I finally came to my senses how foolish it is to hope for unchanged circumstances to yield new results. And this week since I decid... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1221

Cybersalt News - January 4, 2012

There are 5 more funny car pictures updated on the Cybersalt site today. To view them all just head to "Ford Pickup Bumper" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/ford-pickup-bumper Enj... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1606

One-liner #0807

"Just tell me what you need, and I'll see to it that something ought to be done!" read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1492

Quote #1259

"Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself."- JohnDewey read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1852

Clean Pun #0032

“If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?”... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1847

Coffee Cake

A former roommate baked a coffee cake and asked me to sample it. It was pretty tasty but I asked her what the small crunchy things were in the cake. She said the recipe called for 2 cups of strong co... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3520

Servicemen Foot Race

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6122

Ford Pickup Bumper

Paul quickly regretted going with the lowest quote. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6660

Jet Powered Fire Engine

Now that's fighting fire with fire! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5483

Fast Thieves

Thieves are getting pretty fast these days. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5467

Common Sense Pump

Knowledge may come from a fountain, but common sense obviously does not come from a pump. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7793

Casket Delivery

That was the last time that Wrigley's Funeral Home hired anyone with "Pizza Delivery Guy" in his resume history. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6065

Camera Van

Smile for the cameras. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
992

Cybersalt News - January 3, 2012

In December, I took a break of pace in moving pages from the old Cybersalt site to the new one.  Some of you have noticed that the links in the "Latest Funny Pictures" module (in the right hand c... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2052

Choosing Sides

At a White House dinner, a churchman offered a benediction and closed with the pious affirmation: "The Lord is on our side." When President Lincoln did not respond to this sentiment, someone asked hi... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2474

Mother-In-Law Paging

When my demanding mother-in-law found out that I had a pager, I knew that she would buzz me a hundred times a day. I told her that when she calls she could save time by spelling out "M-O-M" on the ph... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1477

Quote #1258

"Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."- Carl Sandburg read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1506

One-liner #0806

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1873

Haven't Slept

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4537

Prayer Postions

Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one. "No," another contended. "I get the best results ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7844

School Bus Boat Trailer

Things to do today: 1. - Get Up 2. - Go To Work 3. - Fishin' ! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4995

Coyote Fan and Road Runner Hunter

Someday, someone is going to get that road runner. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10139

Bird Dog

Seriously, would someone please stop the Raelians! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4595

Bills Rural Mailbox

Josh finally found a way to keep spending while still balancing his budget. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11691

Road Conditions

Road Conditions? Bear. ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1461

What I'm Into Vol. 1

I'm not always that into stuff. Life happens day by day, framed by work and chores, commuting and running errands. But. I don't know whether it was the super-duper Christmas AND New Year's long weeke read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1256

Cybersalt News - January 2, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  You can enjoy "Catastrophe Box" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/catastrophe-box Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ... read more..

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