Monthly Archive

July 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 132 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2062

Hospital Waiting

A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated bec... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1344

One-liner #1080

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?... read more..

Clean Jokes
2921

Security Tips

The following are notices that homeowners can place in a few strategic locations to keep burglars away. Dear Butcher: Starting tomorrow, please leave eight pounds of meat for Brutus. Six pounds only ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
842

Cybersalt News - July 22, 2016

I had never heard of a "marble run machine" but a video of one with 11,000 marbles now has me wondering about building one for my grandkids. Of course many people think I've lost my marbles so there's... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2193

Big Marble Run Machine

I don't know why this big marble run machine is so satisfying to watch, but it is!  ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1603

Quote #1527

"If you can't explain it to a 6 year old, you don't understand it yourself." - Albert Einstein read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1756

Noodlewannabe

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1999

Impressions

One day, at the dry-cleaning shop of a local air force base, I overheard a young airman describe in great detail how he wanted his uniform cleaned and pressed. When he finished, the counter clerk ask... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1327

One-liner #1079

I intend to live forever; so far so good.... read more..

Clean Jokes
3267

Alligator Teeth

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. "What is it made of?" she asked. "Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied. "I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2667

Watermelon Arms

"Get your own watermelon." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
865

Cybersalt News - July 21, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. This woman is serious about her watermelons so you'll probably want to get your own. You'll find "Watermelon Arms"... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2733

Engaged Seniors

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 were all excited about their decision to get married.  They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they passed a drugstore.  Jacob sugg... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1746

Quote #1526

"Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge." - Simon Sinek read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1710

Engineering Fact

Engineering Fact: An opinion without 3.14 is an onion. You'll understand.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2292

Comfort

When the power failed at the elementary school, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches. As one li... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1457

One-liner #1078

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.... read more..

Clean Jokes
3363

Chicken Recipe

Baked Stuffed Chicken 6-7 lb. chicken1 cup melted butter1 cup stuffing1 cup uncooked popcornsalt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and peppe... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
852

Cybersalt News - July 20, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a place where many people would have a hard time falling asleep. You'll find "Slingshot Bench" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/slings... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1659

Emperor Disappointment

It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. (Not even remotely.)... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1439

One-liner #1077

I don't own a cell phone or a pager; I just hang around everyone I know, all the time and if someone wants to get hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly. - Mit... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7371

Slingshot Bench

Nobody can fall asleep on this bench any longer. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1434

Quote #1525

"Worry is a misuse of imagination." - Dan Zadra read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2321

The Many Names of CHRIST

To the ARTIST He is the One Altogether Lovely. To the ARCHITECT He is the Chief Corner Stone. To the BAKER He is the Living Bread. To the BANKER He is the Hidden Treasure. To the BIOLOGIST He is t... read more..

Clean Jokes
3091

Wait Watching

Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of capris. "Wow," the ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 19, 2016

There is a new Funny Bird Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Bird Favorites" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bird-favorites  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2884

Bird Favorites

Both chicks were being bugged in their own way. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2874

Happy Shoes

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8.  The obviously well-trained salesman says, "But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half."  "Just bring me a size eight a... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1076

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."  - Ann Landers read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1893

Philosophy

A friend of mine was a philosophy major during his first semester in college. One day in class, they spent a great deal of time debating whether the glass was half full or half empty. After the ... read more..

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