Monthly Archive

April 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 117 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3118

Just Wait

If you think my puns are bad... just wait 'til they're full groan.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1182

Cybersalt News - April 17, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  I think you will enjoy "Escalator Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/escalator-dog Enjoy the rest of today's mailing  ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2539

Escalator Dog

Escalators seem simple enough - but not for this cute dog! ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3514

African Marriage

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?Dad: That happens in every country, son.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2087

Sense of Humor

A forestry-service employee was recording the rainfall in his area. One drizzly day, his thoughts were apparently elsewhere as he typed "thirty three inches" instead of "thirty-three hundredths of an ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1567

Quote #1287

"Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes." - Antisthenes read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1430

One-liner #0838

"Stop anthropomorphizing tools - they hate it." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3009

Tim Robbed

One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the thief were began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous fight. However, the ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2392

World Coveting Championship

World Coveting Championship: Looks likes this year's contest will come down to who wants it more.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2377

Type O Blood

Type O blood predisposes people to make more mistakes when they type.... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1402

Room for Anguish

This year I had such a rich experience of Lent and Easter, and it really caused me to reflect on how Christianity is a faith that has room for anguish, that suffering is neither foreign nor unexpected... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1336

Proclaiming Truth

People will never hear the truth about Jesus unless we tell and teach it to them. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120415.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120415.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5353

Parallel Lines

"Parallel lines have got so much in common... it's a shame they'll never meet." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3804

Psalm 22

Minute Waltz: Not meant to be completed in a minute. Twenty-second Psalm... also not gonna happen.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1230

Cybersalt News - April 13, 2012

Today's newest addition to the FunBlog is some amazing timelapse photography of the aurora borealis over Sweden.  I'm not sure why  You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/aurora-boreali... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3480

Mother of the Bride

Jennifer's big formal wedding was fast approaching and she was delighted to hear that her Mom, Sheilah, emerging from a nasty divorce, had finally found the perfect mother-of-the-bride dress. Two days... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1870

The Bible

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1523

Quote #1286

‎"Porn makes someone other than your spouse your standard of beauty." @PastorMark... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1513

One-liner #0837

"Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3445

Joey Sets The Table

A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's job to set the table. But when it came time to eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2765

Aurora Borealis Over Sweden

Here's some amazing time lapse video of extreme auroras in the skies above Abisko National Park in Sweden. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2600

Bakery Bliss

Bakery Bliss: It's nice to be kneaded.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1187

Cybersalt News - April 12, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Would you like to see an invisible Mercedes?  If so, come look in my driveway or watch the newest video in the FunBlog at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/invisible-m... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2317

Invisible Mercedes

If you want to see an invisible Mercedes you can come look in my driveway.  If that is too far to travel you can just watch this video. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1677

Reverent Behavior

At a local church, the members take pride in the reverent behavior of the children during the sermons. Asked how they engendered this profound respect for the Almighty, one elder explained to me: "I... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1594

One-liner #0836

"Sliced bread: The best thing since ripped up bread." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1400

Quote #1285

"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2498

Pedantic Kleptomaniacs

Pedantic kleptomaniacs take things literally.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3225

Lots of Kids

I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She told me she had mellowed a lot ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 11, 2012

There's a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's a video that starts out a little slow, but I think "Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy" will impress and entertain you in the end.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/mn... read more..

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