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"Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not." read more..

"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday." - Senator John Glenn read more..

"Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others." read more..

"Fear imprisons, Faith liberates; Fear paralyzes, Faith empowers; Fear disheartens, Faith encourages; Fear sickens, Faith heals; Fear makes useless, Faith makes serviceable; and most of all, Fear puts read more..

"We are not human beings going through a temporary spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings going through a temporary human experience." read more..

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." - Barry Switzer read more..

"You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!" read more..

"Prayer is asking for rain. Faith is carrying the umbrella." read more..

"In those times I can't seem to find God, I rest in the assurance He knows how to find me." - Neva Coyle read more..

"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life." - William A. Ward read more..

"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William A. Ward read more..

"Let us so live that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain read more..

"The IQ of a rioting mob is the lowest IQ of a member of the mob divided by the number of people in the mob." read more..

"Always do right - This will gratify some and astonish the rest." - Mark Twain read more..

"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." - H. L. Mencken read more..

"The world was made round so that we would never be able to see too far down the road." - Isak Dinesen read more..

"If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going." - Irwin Corey read more..

"It is good to be a Christian and know it, but it is better to be a Christian and show it." read more..

"Personally I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught." - Winston Churchill read more..

"Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm." read more..

"When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra." read more..

"To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity." - Donald A. Adams read more..

"People have one thing in common: They are all different." -- Robert Zend, Writer read more..

"This boy's making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwing a fit on a tin roof." - Foghorn Leghorn read more..

"Time isn't on my side. It's on my back." read more..

"The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a bad one." - Sid Caesar read more..

"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." read more..

"Two wrongs are only the beginning." read more..

"Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind." read more..

"Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath." - Richard Zera. read more..