Monthly Archive

May 2010

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"Those who research and write about diseases could become ill-literate." read more..

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"People will pay more to be entertained than educated." - Johnny Carson read more..

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quote #0686

"This boy's making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwing a fit on a tin roof." - Foghorn Leghorn read more..

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quote #0697

"The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the optimist has a better time during the trip." read more..

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"Arabs and Jews should settle their differences like good Christians." - Warren Austin, U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations in 1948 read more..

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"We can put television in its proper light by supposing that Gutenberg's great invention had been directed at printing only comic books." - Robert M. Hutchins read more..

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quote #0694

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there." - Herb Caen read more..

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quote #0693

"A word to the wise does no good. It's the stupid people out there that need the help." - Bill Cosby read more..

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quote #0692

"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde read more..

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quote #0704

"Secret: What we tell everybody to tell nobody." - Ambrose Bierce read more..

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quote #0703

"Change is good as long as I don't have to do anything differently." read more..

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quote #0702

"One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others." read more..

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quote #0701

"Knowledge is free, but you have to bring your own container." read more..

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quote #0700

"Treat each day as your last. One day you'll be right." read more..

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quote #0699

"Keep the faith...just not from others." read more..

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quote #0698

"Everybody wants to save the earth; few want to help Mom do the dishes." read more..

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quote #0712

"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way." - Josh Billings read more..

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quote #0711

"Catty remarks have more lives than a cat." read more..

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quote #0710

"Frustration: Trying to find your glasses without your glasses." read more..

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"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." - George Bernard Shaw read more..

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quote #0708

"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one piece." read more..

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quote #0707

"Some can trace their family back 300 years, but can't tell you where their children are tonight." - Lawrence Brotherton read more..

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quote #0706

"As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes." - Mel Brooks read more..

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quote #0705

"Children are natural mimics - they act like us in spite of all our attempts to teach them good manners." read more..

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quote #0719

"When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying." read more..

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"There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself." - Johann Sebastian Bach read more..

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"Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate." read more..

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quote #0716

"None are so empty as those who are full of themselves." - Andrew Jackson read more..

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quote #0715

"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken." - Samuel Johnson, British Author, Lexicographer read more..

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quote #0714

"Never buy a car you can't push." read more..