Monthly Archive

May 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 54 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
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Morning Sickness

Sarah dropped in on her sister Molly and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee, her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room."What's wrong Molly?"... read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
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Tyndale University College Graduation 2011

As many of you know, Mrs. Cybersalt and I are back from our two week vacation. The highlight of our time away was Alyssa's graduation from Tyndale University College. Here is a video of the "Graduati... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3642 - May 21, 2011

Cybersalt News If you are reading this, the world has not yet ended. So why not enjoy a funny dog picture while you wait. http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-smoke Enjoy the rest of today read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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One Carton and Six Eggs

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."A short time later the ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3641 - May 20, 2011

Cybersalt News Did you know that boxing is enjoying a resurgence? It is: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/boxing-resurgence Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh - "I read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Boxing Resurgence

Boxing is enjoying a resurgence in popularity. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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It Pays to Read Labels

I finally figured out why I am so "full-figured"!As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle.  I am in shock!  The shampoo I use in the shower that ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3640 - May 19, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mrs. Cybersalt and I are back from a wonderful 2 week vacation - the highlight of which was our eldest daugh read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Project Picture

My 12 year old daughter asked me, "Mom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it for a school project." I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was.A few days later I was in h... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Maverick Flying Car

Here is an awesome flying car. It looks like alot of fun but if it catches on I'm going to invest heavily in steel roofing for when they start colliding and dropping after collisions - a new variation... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Rubber Habit

Larry's habit of eating rubber was starting to affect his health. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Sure Par

Bob was sure he could shoot par with this putt. read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Bogus Motor Sign

The market research team really dropped the ball on this one. ... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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Society is Decaying Because of Ungodliness

As our human race is moving forward faster and further than ever before, why is the quality of life for individuals declining? The decay of civilization is a result of the fall of man from the beggini... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Baby Face George

Right from the beginning George didn't like having his picture taken. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mothers Day Gift

Thanks Mom - or someone anyways. ... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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Motherhood is an Important Part of God's Plan

Please click this link to see a heartwarming Mother's Day tribute song, written and performed by a Stanford University Biology student. This video was presented to the congregation at the beginning of... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Static Family Picture

The Andrews Photo Center had a static electricity problem in the posing room. ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3639 - May 4, 2011

Cybersalt News The big news today is that the Cybersalt Digest is going to be on hiatus (as in vacation and not hernia) for 2 weeks. Mrs. Cybersalt and I are taking an extended holiday without the ki read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Shoe Follow

Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one woman's foot, the end of my tie got caught beneath her heel.Unaware of my predicament, she stood up and started towa... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Overloaded Truck

Don't laugh. NASA started somewhere too. ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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The Holy Spirit is Not Just for Excitement

Having the Holy Spirit in your life is not just for doing powerful and exciting things. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110501.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110501.mp3"> ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3638 - May 1, 2011

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with my Easter Sunday message from last week. You can listen to "Washed Rabbits" at: http://www.westsidef read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Science Quotes from Kids - Part 2

~ H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.~ To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.~ Water is composed of... read more..

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