Monthly Archive

May 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 68 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

05 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-liner #1187

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.... read more..

05 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

A voyaging ship was wrecked during a storm at sea and only two of the men on it were able to swim to a small, desert like island. The two survivors, not knowing what else to do, agreed that they had n... read more..

05 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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10 Common Canine Complaints

1. Building mounted fire hose connections are no substitute for a real hydrant. 2. "Why can't I just make an appointment with the groomer to get my nails done? I can do without the shampoo, blow-dry read more..

04 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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You Must Be a Teacher If

You Must Be A Teacher If... ~ You believe the staff room should have a Valium salt lick. ~ You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free." ~ Yo... read more..

04 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - May 4, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing last Sunday. Grandma Cybersalt and I were away to the AGC West Conference in MacGregor, Manitoba. Besides great preaching, reconnecting with friends a read more..

03 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Kid Quotes

"Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals."- Donna Maria G, age 9 "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you." - Rob P, age 8 "If life gives you nothin read more..

03 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Johann Strauss

Johann Strauss was an avid mountain climber who once waltzed himself into deep trouble. He lost his footing and found himself hanging by his fingertips over a bottomless gorge. Another climber heroic... read more..

03 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Fellowship

Lonely and alone, discouraged and empty hearted That's when a man needs a brother When the burden is heavy, the load too much to bear That's when a man needs a brother When in despair, and needing s... read more..

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