Monthly Archive

May 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 68 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
1467

One-liner #1187

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1422

Answered Prayer #2

A voyaging ship was wrecked during a storm at sea and only two of the men on it were able to swim to a small, desert like island. The two survivors, not knowing what else to do, agreed that they had n... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3045

10 Common Canine Complaints

1. Building mounted fire hose connections are no substitute for a real hydrant. 2. "Why can't I just make an appointment with the groomer to get my nails done? I can do without the shampoo, blow-dry read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3018

You Must Be a Teacher If

You Must Be A Teacher If... ~ You believe the staff room should have a Valium salt lick. ~ You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free." ~ Yo... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
793

Cybersalt News - May 4, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing last Sunday. Grandma Cybersalt and I were away to the AGC West Conference in MacGregor, Manitoba. Besides great preaching, reconnecting with friends a read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3306

Kid Quotes

"Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals."- Donna Maria G, age 9 "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you." - Rob P, age 8 "If life gives you nothin read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2503

Johann Strauss

Johann Strauss was an avid mountain climber who once waltzed himself into deep trouble. He lost his footing and found himself hanging by his fingertips over a bottomless gorge. Another climber heroic... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1701

Fellowship

Lonely and alone, discouraged and empty hearted That's when a man needs a brother When the burden is heavy, the load too much to bear That's when a man needs a brother When in despair, and needing s... read more..

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