Monthly Archive

May 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 73 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Deputy Application

"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a goober read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1910

"We are not all in the same boat, but we are in the same storm." - unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Goal Limbo

Did you hear about the perfectionist who walked into a bar? It was too low.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1472

Better living through denial!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Big Date

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card inv... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1886
4 min read

What’s Time Got to Do with It?

After so many weeks, I haven't been able to keep track of them, one day seems just like the other day. Today reminds me of yesterday, and yesterday may be the same as tomorrow. I know I am used to bei... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
82
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4545 - May 3, 2020

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! The other night I was in the kitchen with Mrs. Cybersalt when I realized the next day was Saturday, which meant it was Friday night and that meant  . . read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 3, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! The other night I was in the kitchen with Mrs. Cybersalt when I realized the next day was Saturday, which meant it was Friday night and that meant  . . . . .  act... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1722
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Quote #1909

"I had to surrender my 'if only' to Jesus." - Corrie ten Boom read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1471

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Impressions

A man commissioned Picasso to paint a portrait of his wife. Startled by the nonrepresentational image on the canvas, the woman's husband complained, "It isn't how she really looks." When asked by the... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Posterior Planning

"I wish I had asked for a seat in advance," Tom said reservedly. read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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No Hidden Sins

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver a... read more..

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