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    Card Name

    Those of us who worked at the front desk of a convention hotel in Williamsburg, Va.,…
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    Getting Out

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    Chapatti Riddle

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    Deep Thoughts

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    Who's Your Daddy?

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    Ugly Baby

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    Goodbye From George

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    Realistic Fishing Proverb

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    I'll Testify To That

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    Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

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    Jean Squeeze

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    Caught in the Act

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    Water Pistol

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    Chocolate Laughs

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A man commissioned Picasso to paint a portrait of his wife. Startled by the nonrepresentational image on the canvas, the woman's husband complained, "It isn't how she really looks."

When asked by the painter how she really looked, the man produced a photograph from his wallet.

Returning the photography Pablo observed, "Small, isn't she?"

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