Monthly Archive

August 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 251 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1580

One-liner #0691

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1374

Quote #1145

"Life has become so complex that not even teenagers have all the answers anymore." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1623

Climbing the Walls

With some misgivings, we left a young baby-sitter in charge of our three energetic youngsters. When we returned a few hours later, she was sitting alone watching TV. I went to check on the children, ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5134

Useless Invention #2

Useless Invention #2 ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6915

Useless Invention #1

Useless Invention #1 ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11858

Trying To Look Busy At Work

Jim needed to try a little bit harder to look busy at work. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5803

Baby Soother 2

A Little Bit More Soothing ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2096

Noah's Bees

"Noah kept his bees in archives." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11379

Train Bring a Friend

Pastor Tim was thrilled with the success of the church's second "Bring A Friend to Church" Sunday. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11634

Summer Camp No

It was clearer than ever that Charlie needed some time away from the internet. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13576

Buffalo Looking Into Car

"Harriot, the next time you ask for directions to Buffalo, be more specific." read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4868

Two Bendy Clowns in a Box

It's amazing what genetic engineering and few pipe cleaners can come up with! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1252

Cybersalt News - August 11, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a sad one at that because the actor in the Old El Paso "Chicken Thursday" commercials (which inspired the silly observation of Chicken Thursdays in the Cybersalt Digest... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1749

A Priceless Gift

A Priceless Giftby Helen Steiner Rice Friendship is a priceless giftThat can't be bought or sold,But its value is far greaterThan a mountain made of gold. For gold is cold and lifeless,It cannot... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
15323

Cell Phones In Church Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2874

Laws of Household Physics

Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as all other laws of the universe?  Here are a few examples: 1.  A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1613

One-liner #0690

As I walk in the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I think to myself, "This place obviously wasn't named by a real-estate developer."... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1448

Quote #1144

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."   - Lily Tomlin read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1464

Breakdown Symptom

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."   - Bertrand Russell  read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6501

Screwdriver

"Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?" read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
14067

Stretch Limo Horse

Son, you're in Texas now! read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6450

Bike Freeze

New anti-theft measures have frozen out bike thieves. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1376

Cybersalt News - August 10, 2011

I have added a new feature to the Cybersalt Digest today - a "Latest Funny Pictures" module.  Now instead of me jamming the news with notifications of all the new funny picture pages on the Cyber... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2361

Someone Else's Obituary

Someone Else's Obituary Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. E... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3337

Typo Apology

"We apologize for the error in the last  edition, in which we stated that 'Mr Fred Nicolme is a Defective in the Police Force'. This was a typographical error. We meant of course that Mr Nicolme read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1616

One-liner #0689

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways to exit this airplane." - Unknown flight attendant. read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1524

Quote #1143

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte   read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2893

Sermon Rehearsal

"When a minister rehearses his sermon he is practicing what he preaches?" read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
31845

Queen Elizabeth Has Had Enough

First the paparazzi bothering her grand-kids, then suicide bombers, and now rioters. She's clearly had enough. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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