August 2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #150

11 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0691

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining." read more..

11 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1145

"Life has become so complex that not even teenagers have all the answers anymore." read more..

11 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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With some misgivings, we left a young baby-sitter in charge of our three energetic youngsters. When we returned a few hours later, she was sitting alone watching TV. I went to check on the children, ... read more..

11 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Useless Invention #2

Useless Invention #2 ... read more..

11 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Useless Invention #1

Useless Invention #1 ... read more..

11 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Trying To Look Busy At Work

Jim needed to try a little bit harder to look busy at work. ... read more..

11 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Baby Soother 2

A Little Bit More Soothing ... read more..

11 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Noah's Bees

"Noah kept his bees in archives." read more..

11 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Train Bring a Friend

Pastor Tim was thrilled with the success of the church's second "Bring A Friend to Church" Sunday. ... read more..

11 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Summer Camp No

It was clearer than ever that Charlie needed some time away from the internet. read more..

11 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Buffalo Looking Into Car

"Harriot, the next time you ask for directions to Buffalo, be more specific." read more..

11 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Two Bendy Clowns in a Box

It's amazing what genetic engineering and few pipe cleaners can come up with! ... read more..

11 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 11, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a sad one at that because the actor in the Old El Paso "Chicken Thursday" commercials (which inspired the silly observation of Chicken Thursdays in the Cybersalt Digest... read more..

10 Aug

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

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Cell Phones In Church Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

10 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Laws of Household Physics

Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as all other laws of the universe? Here are a few examples: 1. A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in ... read more..

10 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0690

As I walk in the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I think to myself, "This place obviously wasn't named by a real-estate developer."... read more..

10 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1144

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin read more..

10 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Breakdown Symptom

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important." - Bertrand Russell read more..

10 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Screwdriver

"Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?" read more..

10 Aug

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Stretch Limo Horse

Son, you're in Texas now! read more..

10 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Bike Freeze

New anti-theft measures have frozen out bike thieves. read more..

10 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 10, 2011

I have added a new feature to the Cybersalt Digest today - a "Latest Funny Pictures" module. Now instead of me jamming the news with notifications of all the new funny picture pages on the Cyber... read more..

09 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Someone Else's Obituary

Someone Else's Obituary Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. E... read more..

09 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Typo Apology

"We apologize for the error in the last edition, in which we stated that 'Mr Fred Nicolme is a Defective in the Police Force'. This was a typographical error. We meant of course that Mr Nicolme read more..