Monthly Archive

August 2011

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Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Cell Phones In Church Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Laws of Household Physics

Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as all other laws of the universe?  Here are a few examples: 1.  A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0690

As I walk in the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I think to myself, "This place obviously wasn't named by a real-estate developer."... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1144

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."   - Lily Tomlin read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Breakdown Symptom

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."   - Bertrand Russell  read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Screwdriver

"Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?" read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Stretch Limo Horse

Son, you're in Texas now! read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bike Freeze

New anti-theft measures have frozen out bike thieves. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 10, 2011

I have added a new feature to the Cybersalt Digest today - a "Latest Funny Pictures" module.  Now instead of me jamming the news with notifications of all the new funny picture pages on the Cyber... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Typo Apology

"We apologize for the error in the last  edition, in which we stated that 'Mr Fred Nicolme is a Defective in the Police Force'. This was a typographical error. We meant of course that Mr Nicolme read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0689

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways to exit this airplane." - Unknown flight attendant. read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1143

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte   read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sermon Rehearsal

"When a minister rehearses his sermon he is practicing what he preaches?" read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Queen Elizabeth Has Had Enough

First the paparazzi bothering her grand-kids, then suicide bombers, and now rioters. She's clearly had enough. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Nursing School Ad

1930's Nursing Opportunity. read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Elephant Mouth

"Excuse me lady, but you've got a bit of peanut butter on your lip - let me get that for you." read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Football is Spreading

Football continues to spread in popularity. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Missile Drop

Here's proof that the military is looking for new ways to drop missiles on the enemy. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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Standard and Poor's

"My own credit ranking is determined by the Poor's division of Standard & Poor's." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 9, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  If you can find the magnets and afford the copper pipe, you'll have fun doing this.  You will find "Copper Pipe Magnet" at:www.cybersalt.org/funbl... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Summer Babysitter

It's Summer, so keep track of your kids. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Plant Haircut

Technical directors sure have some cool haircuts. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Copper Pipe Magnet

This is definitely something I want to try some day - too bad the price of copper is so high! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Apple Robbery

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed you are an iWitness?" read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Brazilian Jungle

Two intrepid explorers met in the heart of the Brazilian jungle. "I'm here," declared one, "to commune with nature in the raw, to contemplate the eternal verities and to widen my horizons. And you, s... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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If Life Deals You

"If life deals you lemons, make lemonade;if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys;but if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades ... now THAT'S a message!!" read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1142

"In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these."- Paul Harvey read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Alarm Save Sign

How to save money on a burglar alarm system. read more..