Monthly Archive

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining." read more..

"Life has become so complex that not even teenagers have all the answers anymore." read more..

With some misgivings, we left a young baby-sitter in charge of our three energetic youngsters. When we returned a few hours later, she was sitting alone watching TV. I went to check on the children, ... read more..

Useless Invention #2 ... read more..

Useless Invention #1 ... read more..

Jim needed to try a little bit harder to look busy at work. ... read more..

A Little Bit More Soothing ... read more..

"Noah kept his bees in archives." read more..

Pastor Tim was thrilled with the success of the church's second "Bring A Friend to Church" Sunday. ... read more..

It was clearer than ever that Charlie needed some time away from the internet. read more..

"Harriot, the next time you ask for directions to Buffalo, be more specific." read more..

It's amazing what genetic engineering and few pipe cleaners can come up with! ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a sad one at that because the actor in the Old El Paso "Chicken Thursday" commercials (which inspired the silly observation of Chicken Thursdays in the Cybersalt Digest... read more..

A Priceless Giftby Helen Steiner Rice Friendship is a priceless giftThat can't be bought or sold,But its value is far greaterThan a mountain made of gold. For gold is cold and lifeless,It cannot... read more..

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as all other laws of the universe?  Here are a few examples: 1.  A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in ... read more..

As I walk in the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I think to myself, "This place obviously wasn't named by a real-estate developer."... read more..

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."   - Lily Tomlin read more..

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."   - Bertrand Russell  read more..

"Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?" read more..

Son, you're in Texas now! read more..

New anti-theft measures have frozen out bike thieves. read more..

I have added a new feature to the Cybersalt Digest today - a "Latest Funny Pictures" module.  Now instead of me jamming the news with notifications of all the new funny picture pages on the Cyber... read more..

Someone Else's Obituary Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. E... read more..

"We apologize for the error in the last  edition, in which we stated that 'Mr Fred Nicolme is a Defective in the Police Force'. This was a typographical error. We meant of course that Mr Nicolme read more..

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways to exit this airplane." - Unknown flight attendant. read more..

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte   read more..

"When a minister rehearses his sermon he is practicing what he preaches?" read more..

First the paparazzi bothering her grand-kids, then suicide bombers, and now rioters. She's clearly had enough. ... read more..

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