Monthly Archive

August 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 251 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4468

Coffee Hertz

At last! A computer peripheral with the worker in mind. read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Elephant Love

"Oh Jumbo, why can't our families be happy in our love?" read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Ronald McDonald Under Arrest

Burger King's connections in the police department finally came in handy. read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1140

"Wisdom is not a product of schooling but the product of the lifelong attempt to acquire it." - Albert Einstein read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mad Cow Test

Mad Cow Test (Controls for the sounds are below the pictures.) If your cow sounds like this, fire up the barbecue! {field 1} If your cow sounds like this, better try the fish! {... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 6, 2011

There is a new FunBlog entry today. It's pretty cool what Shikai Tseng does with liguid light.  You can check it out at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/objects-painted-with-photographs-from-life I hav... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Rough Boys

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few momen... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Airport Security

Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to the room where security temporarily holds suspects. One day security officers were questioning a man when they w... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1531

One-liner #0687

"Don't play stupid with me - I always win." read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
7273

Bring Your Child Horses

"Bring Your Child To Work" day is catching on. read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1139

"Trials, temptations, disappointments: all these are helps instead of hindrances if one uses them rightly. They not only test the fiber of character, but strengthen it. Every conquered temptation repr read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Horses Braces

That was the day they stopped putting horses with braces next to each other. read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Plenty of Places

I have been to plenty of places but I have never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go there alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've never been in Cognito either. I hear that no one re... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Stock Boy

Hmmmm, Let's see . . . . Toys R Us is up 3/4, Pampers is down 1/2, Wow! Playschool is down 2 points - buying opportunity! read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Objects Painted With Photographs From Life

Shikai Tseng has a very interesting photographic technique where he puts pictures on objects using liquid light. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 5, 2011

If you are subscribed to the black and white "text only" version of the Cybersalt Digest, you will notice that I have changed the mailing template so that you don't get the super-long links under the ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Computer Customer Quotes

"Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!" Customer: "I have Microword Soft." Customer: "Microwave Windows?" Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?" Custome read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0686

"The only thing to fear is fear itself... and spiders." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1138

"You can find on the outside only what you possess on the inside." - Adolfo Montiel Ballesteros read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Wish You Could Reboot?

Don't you wish when life is bad and things just don't compute,That all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot? Things would all turn out ok, life could be so sweetIf we had those special keys: C... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Clean Pun #0222

"When the automatic gas pumps ask me to select a grade I usually give a B for quality and an F for pricing." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bird Friendly

Sid suspected that the birds at the sanctuary were getting too tame. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 4, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's featured page makes one wonder why cameras have red eye reduction but not white eye reduction.  You will find "Cat Toy Shock" at: www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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In-Law Letter

When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that? She's on vacation on the other side of the world!" the man said. "I know. But ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Chickens at the Library

A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives them some.  Without further ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Sheriff Vet

The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "Do you require his services as a ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0685

"The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1137

"You do not need a parachute to skydive - you need a parachute to skydive twice." read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Football Penalties Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..