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Monthly Archive

August 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 251 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3248

Professional Animal Trainer

As a professional animal trainer, I was disturbed when my own dog developed a bad habit. Every time I hung my wash out on the clothesline, she would yank it down. Drastic action was called for. I pu... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1623

Rejecting Rejection

The next time your application for a job is rejected fill this letter out and send it back. Dear [Interviewer's Name]: Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview].  After careful considera... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1874

Clean Pun #0221

Is the Origami Society still around? I heard they folded.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1017

Quote #1136

"Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real." - Iris Murdoch read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1218

One-liner #0684

"I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1301

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2011

A few weeks ago a subscriber suggested it would be great to be able to share Cybersalt Digest items online from within the digest itself.  The first thought out of my technologically overloaded m... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1915

Cell Phone Charges

My parents recently returned from an extended vacation with their new cell phone. Although they are on a nationwide plan, they did make a brief foray into Canada, so they were hit with some surprise "... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1441

One-liner #0683

"You don't need a twitter account cause Chuck Norris is already following you." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1821

One Hundred Dollars From God

A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because some thief ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6703

Official ID Card

My husband, a U.S. Coast Guard pilot, was on an exchange tour with the Royal Navy in England. Everyone who drove through the base's gates was required to hold an official ID card up to the windshield... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1349

Cybersalt News - August 2, 2011

As you will have gathered already from the special administrative note I sent out earlier, I have transferred all of the Cybersalt Newsletters to new software that incorporates them within the same so... read more..

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