Monthly Archive

August 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 229 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1138

"You can find on the outside only what you possess on the inside." - Adolfo Montiel Ballesteros read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Wish You Could Reboot?

Don't you wish when life is bad and things just don't compute,That all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot? Things would all turn out ok, life could be so sweetIf we had those special keys: C... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Clean Pun #0222

"When the automatic gas pumps ask me to select a grade I usually give a B for quality and an F for pricing." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bird Friendly

Sid suspected that the birds at the sanctuary were getting too tame. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 4, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's featured page makes one wonder why cameras have red eye reduction but not white eye reduction.  You will find "Cat Toy Shock" at: www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Chickens at the Library

A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives them some.  Without further ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Sheriff Vet

The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "Do you require his services as a ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0685

"The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1137

"You do not need a parachute to skydive - you need a parachute to skydive twice." read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Football Penalties Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Professional Animal Trainer

As a professional animal trainer, I was disturbed when my own dog developed a bad habit. Every time I hung my wash out on the clothesline, she would yank it down. Drastic action was called for. I pu... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Clean Pun #0221

Is the Origami Society still around? I heard they folded.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1136

"Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real." - Iris Murdoch read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0684

"I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 3, 2011

A few weeks ago a subscriber suggested it would be great to be able to share Cybersalt Digest items online from within the digest itself.  The first thought out of my technologically overloaded m... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cell Phone Charges

My parents recently returned from an extended vacation with their new cell phone. Although they are on a nationwide plan, they did make a brief foray into Canada, so they were hit with some surprise "... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0683

"You don't need a twitter account cause Chuck Norris is already following you." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Official ID Card

My husband, a U.S. Coast Guard pilot, was on an exchange tour with the Royal Navy in England. Everyone who drove through the base's gates was required to hold an official ID card up to the windshield... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 2, 2011

As you will have gathered already from the special administrative note I sent out earlier, I have transferred all of the Cybersalt Newsletters to new software that incorporates them within the same so... read more..

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