Monthly Archive

September 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 247 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1836

Lazarus, Come Out!

Our children's Sunday School classes were presenting their end of the year program for the congregation - telling about the life of Jesus. When it came to the part about Jesus' miracles, one little b... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3777

50 Famous Parental Sayings

I think I may have heard 49 of these 50 famous parental sayings. ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
14574

Horse Meeting

I guess you're wondering why I called this meeting. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1406

Quote #1180

"Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."- Lewis Grizzard read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News, September 26, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Hallmark-Billboard" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/hallmark-billboard Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2107

Zoo Employee

Did you hear about the folks at the zoo who work in the butterfly room there? One of them is doing such a good job they named him "Employee of the Moth." (Craig Bell)... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4954

Arm Injury

The brilliant lawyer F. E. Smith once defended a bus driver against claims that his negligence had caused injury to a young man's arm. "Will you please show us how high you can lift your arm now?" Sm... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1745

Courses for Politically Correct World

Courses for Life in a PC (Politically Correct) World - SSC101 Spinal Strengthening and Conditioning 1: This course explores the techniques needed to have an opinion, state it, and stick to it. The co... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1593

Quote #1179

"Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart, not someone who plays with it." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1704

One-liner #0727

"I do have washboard abs - they just happen to have a little laundry on them at the moment." read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1038

The Wrong Place and The Wrong Time

If you avoid being in the wrong place you won't suffer what happens there at the wrong time. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1828

Ninety-Two Cows

"Only 92 of our 100 cows were in the barn so I couldn't begin the milking. We still lacked eight," Tom uttered. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1433

Cybersalt News, September 25, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with the service and message recordings from the last three weekends. You will find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/multi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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You Know You Are Over the Hill When

1. You find yourself beginning to like accordion music. 2. You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs. 3. Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1664

Advertising in the 2000's

Ernest Shackleton's recruiting advertisement for his 1912 Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1405

Quote #1178

"The man who writes the bank's advertising slogan is not the same man who makes the loans."- George Coote read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1518

One-liner #0726

"Some people have a way with words, others not have way." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12700

Finding Nemo

They've found Nemo! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5524

Creepy Trimmed Hedges

Jennifer had a funny feeling about meeting her boyfriend's family. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11164

Tomato with Teeth

Something really needs to be done about those Raelians. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
11236

Phone Out Of Service Billboard

Ummmmm. . . OK. Thanks to www.dribbleglass.com for permission to use this image after it was pointed out as original to them. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6065

Elegant Dump Diner

Mary was not impressed with her date's choice of restaurants. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
13305

Hallmark Billboard

Face the card reality! Thanks to www.dribbleglass.com for permission to use this image after it was pointed out as original to them. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7367

Blood Donor Mosquito

You've got it. They want it. ... read more..

Cartoons
Pastor Tim
18070

Office Switch to Decaf Coffee

Don't try this at your office! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1327

Cybersalt News - September 24, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Cup Your Ears."  Some say you can hear better if you do that.  You be the judge at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/cup-your-ears Enjoy... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3545

Sticking Out

At our daughter's high school graduation, I couldn't help noticing a young man sporting a long bleached blond ponytail sprouting from the top of his otherwise shaved head. A heavy link chain hung arou... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Reasonable Doubt

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convi... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2518

Meditation

"Meditation is not what you think." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1517

Quote #1177

"If more people gave up in life there'd be fewer wars." - Snowbell read more..