September 2011 - Monthly Archive

27 Sep

FunBlog

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50 Famous Parental Sayings

I think I may have heard 49 of these 50 famous parental sayings. ... read more..

27 Sep

Funny Horse Pictures

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Horse Meeting

I guess you're wondering why I called this meeting. ... read more..

26 Sep

Quotes

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Quote #1180

"Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."- Lewis Grizzard read more..

26 Sep

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News, September 26, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Hallmark-Billboard" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/hallmark-billboard Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

26 Sep

Clean Puns

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Zoo Employee

Did you hear about the folks at the zoo who work in the butterfly room there? One of them is doing such a good job they named him "Employee of the Moth." (Craig Bell)... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Jokes

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The brilliant lawyer F. E. Smith once defended a bus driver against claims that his negligence had caused injury to a young man's arm. "Will you please show us how high you can lift your arm now?" Sm... read more..

25 Sep

Illustrations

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Courses for Politically Correct World

Courses for Life in a PC (Politically Correct) World - SSC101 Spinal Strengthening and Conditioning 1: This course explores the techniques needed to have an opinion, state it, and stick to it. The co... read more..

25 Sep

Quotes

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Quote #1179

"Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart, not someone who plays with it." read more..

25 Sep

One-liners

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One-liner #0727

"I do have washboard abs - they just happen to have a little laundry on them at the moment." read more..

25 Sep

Sermons

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The Wrong Place and The Wrong Time

If you avoid being in the wrong place you won't suffer what happens there at the wrong time. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Puns

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Ninety-Two Cows

"Only 92 of our 100 cows were in the barn so I couldn't begin the milking. We still lacked eight," Tom uttered. read more..

25 Sep

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News, September 25, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with the service and message recordings from the last three weekends. You will find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/multi... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3753 - September 25, 2011

25 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3753 - September 25, 2011

Issue #3753 Cybersalt News, September 25, 2011 Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with the service and message recordings from the la read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3754 - September 25, 2011

25 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3754 - September 25, 2011

Issue #3754 Here is today's CleanLaugh Be ACybersalt Fan on Latest Funny Pictures Want to share this edition of the Cybersalt Digest with your friends? {forward}Forward via e-mail{/for read more..

24 Sep

Clean Jokes

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You Know You Are Over the Hill When

1. You find yourself beginning to like accordion music. 2. You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs. 3. Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life read more..

24 Sep

Quotes

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Quote #1178

"The man who writes the bank's advertising slogan is not the same man who makes the loans."- George Coote read more..

24 Sep

One-liners

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One-liner #0726

"Some people have a way with words, others not have way." read more..

24 Sep

Funny Pictures

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Finding Nemo

They've found Nemo! ... read more..

24 Sep

Funny Pictures

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Creepy Trimmed Hedges

Jennifer had a funny feeling about meeting her boyfriend's family. ... read more..

24 Sep

Funny Pictures

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Tomato with Teeth

Something really needs to be done about those Raelians. ... read more..

24 Sep

Funny Signs

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Phone Out Of Service Billboard

Ummmmm. . . OK. Thanks to www.dribbleglass.com for permission to use this image after it was pointed out as original to them. ... read more..

24 Sep

Funny Signs

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Elegant Dump Diner

Mary was not impressed with her date's choice of restaurants. ... read more..

24 Sep

Funny Signs

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Hallmark Billboard

Face the card reality! Thanks to www.dribbleglass.com for permission to use this image after it was pointed out as original to them. ... read more..

24 Sep

Funny Signs

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Blood Donor Mosquito

You've got it. They want it. ... read more..

24 Sep

Cartoons

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Office Switch to Decaf Coffee

Don't try this at your office! ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3752 - September 24, 2011

24 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3752 - September 24, 2011

Issue #3752 Cybersalt News Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Cup Your Ears." Some say you can hear better if you do that. You be the judge at:www read more..

24 Sep

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - September 24, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Cup Your Ears." Some say you can hear better if you do that. You be the judge at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/cup-your-ears Enjoy... read more..

23 Sep

Clean Jokes

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Sticking Out

At our daughter's high school graduation, I couldn't help noticing a young man sporting a long bleached blond ponytail sprouting from the top of his otherwise shaved head. A heavy link chain hung arou... read more..

23 Sep

Clean Puns

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Meditation

"Meditation is not what you think." read more..

23 Sep

Quotes

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Quote #1177

"If more people gave up in life there'd be fewer wars." - Snowbell read more..