Monthly Archive

September 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 122 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1641

Quote #1565

"Those who know your name trust in you, for you, Lord, have never forsaken those who seek you." Psalm 9:10 read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2562

Play With Your food

Since childhood, Annette had played with her food. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1238

One-liner #1117

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan read more..

Clean Jokes
3305

Your Turn

A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried around her. Her husband, coming down the stairs, asked why she was standing there. "Here," she said, handing... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1642

Hospital Complaints

Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a sick day in her life, so she didn't take it kindly when a bad case of the mulligrubs sent her to the hospital for observation. By the time a pair... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1788

Safari Lesson

"That's the last time I pet a lion!" - said Tom offhandedly read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
660

Cybersalt News - September 5, 2016

Happy 28th birthday to my daughter, Alyssa. It has been a while since I featured one of her blog posts so here's a link to her whole site:www.movingwithgod.com There is a new entry in the FunBlog tod... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
795

Cybersalt News - September 4, 2016

Sunday greetings everone. Rev. James Snyder has lost the vegetables and healthy eating argument wth his wife. You can read about that in "The Vegetable War in the Parsonage" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1959

Eluding God

In 1981, a Minnesota radio station reported a story about a stolen car in California. Police were staging an intense search for the vehicle and the driver, even to the point of placing announcements o... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1606

One-liner #1116

George: Rich, ME?  No, I'm a pauper. Gracie: Congratulations! Boy or girl?... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8751

Career Choice

A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" "Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," replied the boy's father. His friend thought for a moment and... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
3433

Quote #1564

"People are equal in the same way pennies are equal. Some are bright, others are dull; some are worn smooth, others are sharp and fresh. But all are equal in value for each penny bears the image of read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1593

One Year on Earth – Seen From 1 Million Miles

Here is a fun and inspiring look at our home, planet earth, from 1 million miles away. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
4330

AAADD

They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. Hooray!! I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it goes: I decide to wash th... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1716

The Vegetable War in the Parsonage

Lately, a little bit of tension has developed between the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself. It has been a long time coming and I am afraid it has arrived. After decades of being married,... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1494

Bathroom Accident

"I dropped the toothpaste!" - says Tom, crestfallen read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
750

Cybersalt News - September 3, 2016

The newest Funny Sign picture on the Cybersalt Site would be sure to wreck even the calmest drive by the sea. You'll find "Quiet Drive by the Sea" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/quiet-drive-by-the-s... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2835

Sudden Devastation

Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
2560

Quiet Drive by the Sea

So much for a quiet drive by the sea. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1303

One-liner #1115

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1956

Progress, Forgetting How It Was, Television

Black and White [An ode to times long gone; for older folks only. Under 40, you just won't understand.] You could hardly see for all the snow,Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair u... read more..

Clean Jokes
3624

Finally

A man was sleeping when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is breaking in!" The man had gone through this almost every night for 20 years, and he knew that the only way he would get any r... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1581

Quote #1563

"Worry is a misuse of imagination." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1469

Fruit Regret

"I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" - said Tom dolefully read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
799

Cybersalt News - September 2, 2016

One man's junk is another man's trailer - as you can see in the newest Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Junk Trunk" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/junk-trunk Enjoy the r... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
3781

Junk Trunk

A creative way to use that trunk in your junk. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1367

One-liner #1114

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2032

Victory, Faith in God

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a sarcophagus containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history mus... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1334

Quote #1562

Regarding prayer: "What Christ needed, we cannot afford to neglect." - Alexander MacLaren read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3425

What Time Is It?

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As ... read more..

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