Monthly Archive

November 2011

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Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
19907

Turkey Disguise

Turkeys around here?  That's the funniest thing I eva hoyd! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1485

Quote #1209

"If you want to change the world forget about Wall Street - occupy church!" read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1345

Cybersalt News - November 5, 2011

The last of the funny picture pags from 2006 have been moved to the new Cybersalt site now.  To view them, start at "Florida Squirrel" and keep clicking "next."www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/fl... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5850

Doctor's Advice

A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit the doctor talked... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4525

Keeper of The Spring

Keeper of the Spring The late Peter Marshall was an eloquent speaker and for several years served as the chaplain of the US Senate. He used to love to tell the story of the "Keeper of the Spring," a ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1323

Quote #1208

"If all you have is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2830

Store Clerks

"Grocery store clerks make you pick paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers." (Jay Salinger) read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1733

One-liner #0755

"Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?" read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7089

Florida Squirrel

Ahhhh . . . the rarely photographed Central Florida Squirrel. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4964

Sheep Weave

Everybody was impressed when Betty came back from the cruise with a weave. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4558

Rabbit Hair Piece

Yes . . . It's a hare piece. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7392

Red Cross Moose

Is there a Doctor in the moose? ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4084

Promise Keepers Husband

Pastor John had a lot on his mind - what with planning the Promise Keepers conference and all. ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
8364

Horse Hummer

Why? Because Chester doesn't know the words. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7016

Studying Abstract Art

So much for studying abstract in art class. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8052

Motorcycle Dreams

Dream vs. Reality Dream . . . . . Reality . . . . . ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
5183

Rappelling Santas

Charlie Team's choice of disguises for their Easter mission totally missed the mark. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1324

Cybersalt News - November 4, 2011

HBTM! Today there are a bunch more funny signs moved over to the new Cybersalt site.  Start at "Unattended Children" and keep clicking from there.www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/unattended-childre... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3256

The Student Mind During Final Exams

Contents of The Student Mind During Final Exams 10% The prof. never covered this section! 10% Actual knowledge on the subject. 10% The Teaching Assistant is kinda cute! 10% I knew I should have re... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2350

I Need

I need a strength to keep me trueAnd starlight in everything I do;I need power to keep me strongWhen I am tempted to do wrong; I need grace to keep me pureWhen passion tries its deadly lure;I need a ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1418

One-liner #0754

"There are two things I hate: Racists and the Portugese."- Dave Cook  read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1574

Quote #1207

"Actions speak louder then words, So believe what you see and forget what you heard." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2294

Breakfast Choices

Pancakes or French Toast: I waffle.... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7466

Unattended Children

Not many children ran around the building at Open Doors Community Church. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5776

Post No Bills

Everybody is a comedian. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7028

Error 404 Road Not Found

Transferring Smith and Jenkins from computer crime to traffic was a big mistake. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5193

Do Not Sit On Crocodile

It looks like it is standing room only today. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
4292

Beware of Lambs

Vicar Jones was having second thoughts about accepting a rural parish. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5056

Git-R-Done

And all God's cowboys said, "Ay-min!" ... read more..