Monthly Archive

November 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 253 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1991

Hood Full of Pigeons

I was driving to work this morning when my car stalled in the damp weather. I was sitting in the car at the side of the highway, contemplating my next move, when a pigeon flew down and landed right in... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4444

Waiting For A Table

When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded. I went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?" The hostess, ignoring me, kept writing in her book. I asked again... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4052

Umbrella Impression

A man had finally got around to taking all his broken umbrellas to the repair shop. Next morning on his way to his office when he got up to leave the street car, he absentmindedly laid hold of the um... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2995

One-liner #0767

"The French don't care what they do as long as they pronounce it properly."- George Bernard Shaw read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1354

Quote #1220

‎"There are two ways to get enough. One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less."- G.K. Chesterton... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1028

Cybersalt News - November 16, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's a humorous presentation about a dangerous cooking problem - deep frying turkeys.  You'll find "William Shatner - Eat, Fry, Love Turkey" at:ww... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1655

One-liner #0766

"Where I come from, the valleys are so narrow, dogs have to wag their tail up and down." - Sam Snead read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
8494

William Shatner - Eat, Fry, Love Turkey

The message behind these videos is a serious one - even with William Shatner's quirky presentation.   ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8527

New Pope

A high school history teacher was discussing the funeral of the Pope with his class. One student asked how they chose the new Pope. The teacher explained the process, finishing with, "So the Cardinal... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1915

Self-Gentleness

One form of gentleness we should practice is towards ourselves. We should never get irritated with ourselves because of our imperfections. It is reasonable to be dis- pleased and sorry when we commit ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1752

Clock Factory Fire

At the clock factory today there was a lot of second hand smoke.... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8182

Boat Drive

That's not what I meant when I asked if you would drive me to the boat! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1069

Cybersalt News - November 15, 2011

Today's Cybersalt mailings have a special "prairie" theme in honor of my mother-in-law, Gladys Priest, who passed away peacefully on Saturday. Gladys was born in Saskatchewan.  Even after living... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
11396

Lumber Spoiler

Don't knock it. It's cheaper than nitro! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3717

Prairie Fire

Some people try to punish themselves for their sins. They do not stand on the promises of forgiveness and Christ's propitiation. "Many years ago, a father and his daughter were walking through the gr... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1750

Blogging Farmers

A lot of farmers have been starting online blogs and writing about their wheat. They're cropping up everywhere.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1363

One-liner #0765

"Farming looks easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from a cornfield."- Dwight D. 'Ike' Eisenhower read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1130

Quote #1219

"One could drive a prairie schooner through any part of his argument and never scrape against a fact."- David F. Houston read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1253

Quote #1218

"Any child who is anxious to mow the lawn is too young to do so." - Bob Phillips read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1136

Quote #1217

"Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive." - Josephine Tey read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2317

One-liner #0764

"Death is a wonderful way of cutting down on your expenses."- Woody Allen read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2196

PowerPoint Lesson

"If Microsoft PowerPoint has taught me anything about preaching it's that if you want to get a point across, you need to use bullets." read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
988

Losing Sin's Downpayment

When conviction comes and repentance is called for, losing our initial investment in sin is well worth the cost. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111113.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podc... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1308

Quote #1216

"If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something."- Fran Lebowitz read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2856

One-liner #0763

"Love your enemies, it will drive them nuts."- Eleanor Doan read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2023

Federal Mint Workers

"People who work at the federal mint make a lot of money." read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
8732

Simon's Cat - 'Can Man Do'

If you are a cat lover, you'll understand this video. If you aren't a cat lover, this video helps others to understand why you aren't. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1313

Cybersalt News - November 12, 2011

I've added some new bookmarking buttons on the Cybersalt site to make it easier to share pages with your friends and followers.  I'd especially appreciate it if you would give Cybersalt pages a "... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5761

Good Cooks

When my son was 11 years old, he got a small job helping out with a traveling carnival while it was in our town. He didn't come home at lunch time, phoning instead to tell me he was fine and had foun... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1879

Music Stores

"Some music stores are in a CD part of town." read more..