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Thanks to Walter McLauren for today's CleanPun. I saw this farmer standing beside the road holding a dead chicken. I asked him what happened and he said, "It tried to cross in front of my truck... read more..

The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I... read more..

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie; after a while it won't feel like you're alone anymore.... read more..

"Most of life's great changes are preceded by chaos." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..