Monthly Archive

November 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 64 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2232

Eternity

I spent 20 minutes explaining life insurance options to one of our employees. After reviewing the different plans and monthly deductions, he decided to max out, choosing $100,000 worth of life insura... read more..

Clean Jokes
3088

Interview Phrases

Phrases for you to use in a job interview - or to interpret when interviewing! Phrase: I'm extremely adept at all manners of office organization.Meaning: I've used Microsoft Office. Phrase: I'm hone... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
891

Cybersalt News - PEM Announcement

Hello Cybersaltines, A couple of months ago I let you know that mailings of the Cybersalt Digest and PearlyGates Newsletter were being cut back to twice and once a week (respectively) while I worked ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Give Us Today Our Daily Bread - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us to pray to God about the everyday, common things of life. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20161113.mp3{/audio} read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
892

Cybersalt News - November 13, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has been thinking about quietness, silence, and being still - thanks to some crickets. You can read "The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the Backyard" at:ww... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the Backyard

Noise has become a daily experience for many people today. From morning until night, we are surrounded by noise of all kinds. People have gotten accustomed to an atmosphere of noise. For my part, I am... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1778

Quote #1589

"Engaging unengaged people groups is essential to fulfilling the Great Commission." - Issachar Initiative read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1315

Dairy Ear

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and began circling his head. Wouldn't you know it, the bug flew right into the cow's ear. T... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1250

One-liner #1141

Billion dollar idea: a smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, "I'm just cooking!"... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1991

The Holy Alphabet

Although things are not perfect Because of trial or pain Continue in thanksgiving Do not begin to blame. Even when the times are hard Fierce winds are bound to blow God is forever able Hold o... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4295

Pot-bellied Stove

An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern Canada. Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon them. They came across an isolated c... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
820

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Have you ever wondered where toothpicks come from and how they are made? Well, you'll finally know when you check out "Toothpick Factory" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-picture... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3378

Toothpick Factory

Just another day at the toothpick factory. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1260

Fortress Pool

"I'll dig another ditch around the castle, " Tom said remotely. read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2772

Push Needed

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1973

Quote #1588

"Here is the world. Beautiful and terrible things will happen. Don't be afraid." - Frederick Buechner read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4547

New Beginnings

My dog chewed the tongue on one of my new, very expensive running shoes. I hoped to save my investment, so I took the sneakers to a shoe repair shop. I placed them on the counter and told the man, "My... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3163

Divider Return

I was checking out at the local Albertsons with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash regist... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1402

One-liner #1140

Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4!... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
745

Your Kingdom Come, Your will Be Done - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us to ask for God's will to be done in our own lives on earth. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20161106.mp3{/audio} read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
800

Cybersalt News - November 6, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder recently tried to take small talk to a new level with someone at the grocery store. You can read "Apart from That, I’m Doing Fine!" at:www.cybersalt.org/g... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1439

Quote #1587

"Choose to live generously and watch your life change." - Brad Formsma read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1396

One-liner #1139

I might wake up early and go running ... but I also might win the lottery; the odds are about the same.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1684

Apart from That, I’m Doing Fine!

I know I am not correct on many things, just ask the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. If I could be right as many times as I am wrong, I would be a genius. The problem is, I am more wrong than I am... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2301

Good Marriages

~~ A good marriage must be created. ~~ In the art of marriage, the little things are big things.... It's never being too old to hold hands. It's remembering to say "I love you" at least once each d... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1392

Cummerbund O'Clock

I combined all of my wrist watches to make a belt! It's a complete waist of time!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3134

Large Party

On one occasion William Howard Taft, in his work as an attorney, took a train to Somerville, about 40 miles north of his home in Cincinnati. At the end of the day he knew that the policy of the railw... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Ducks in Heaven

Three guys got into a car crash and all died. When they got up to heaven and met St. Peter at the gates, Peter said, "Okay everyone can come in, but whatever you do don't step on a duck." The gates o... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3167

Plane Runaway

This airport has a runaway. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2042

Grandkids

A wealthy old man looked around the table at his two sons and five daughters and their spouses gathered for a family reunion. "Not a single grandchild," he said with a sigh. "Why, I'll give a millio... read more..

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