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Monthly Archive

November 2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 62 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
868

One-liner #1335

I absolutely refuse to be assertive!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
351

Cybersalt News - November 29, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I finally finished uploading all the bills donated to the to the Be a Billionaire fundraiser. You can check out the available combos (and singles) at:www.cybersalt.org... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2928

Obituary

A woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word. She pauses,... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1024

Cliff Hanger

"I can't get down from the mountain!" Tom alleged. read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1073

Quote #1776

  "To fall in love with God is the greatest of all romances, to seek Him, the greatest of all adventures, to find him, the greatest human achievement." - Augustine read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3704

Break Even

Two men are in a bank when armed robbers break in. One robber rushes the teller windows, one guards the door and the third bank robber stands in the middle of the bank and yells, "Right! Everyone up ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1476

Guilty Pleasure

It was moving day. The previous owners were going to finish moving out that morning, and we were going to start moving in that afternoon. We showed up just as they were finishing up, around lunchtime... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
827

One-liner #1334

When I want your opinion, I'll tell you what to say.... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1120

What is the Be a Billionaire Fund Raiser?

20 billion thumbIn 2008, the inflation rate in Zimbabwe was 79,600,000,000 percent. Yes you read that correctly - 79.6 billion percent! In the midst of that economic environment the Zimbabwean government issued paper currency in denominations of billions and trillions. These soon became worthless and their use abandoned. To this day Zimbabwe does not have a national currency. A curious thing happened though: people started collecting these crazy bills as collector and/or novelty items.

Cybersaltine, Mark R. has donated trillions of dollars of these bills to Cybersalt's "Be a Billionaire" fundraiser. In return for a one time donation or setting up a repeating donation to help persecuted Christians around the world, you'll be sent an actual, general circulation, novelty Zimbabwean bill. What a great gift to get for someone who has everything - except billions!

To set up a recurring donation and receive a worthless Zimbabwean bill click here.

To make a one time donation and receive a useless Zimbabwean bill click here.

To make a one time donation and request multiple bills (suggested prices set) click here.

Finally, if you want to donate but the above options do not cover what you wish, please email us at [email protected]

~ Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
329

Cybersalt News - November 25, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! You've heard of Black Friday and maybe Cyber Monday, but how about Giving Tuesday?  Giving Tuesday is a recent a move to help raise funds for good causes after the fre... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1005

It Was a Gobble-Gobble Kind of Day

I do not know about anybody else, but I truly enjoy Thanksgiving Day. It is not just because of the turkey that the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage prepares so brilliantly, although, I cannot think... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1019

Color Commentary

Overheard between friends: What rhymes with orange. No, it doesn't.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
915

Quote #1775

"We are too prone to engrave our trials in marble and write our blessings in sand." - C.H. Spurgeon read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3126

Light Confusion

A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday School presentation. His mother, sitting in the front row to prompt him, gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it didn't help. Her son's ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1063

Hair Pulling Lesson

A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry," the mother says, "your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while la... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
352

Thirty Billion - 2 Consecutive Bills and 1 Close

Donate US$119.99 and receive two Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 10 Billion Dollar Bills with sequential serial numbers and a third 10 Billion Dollar Bill which is one serial number off of the pair. All pro... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
274

Sixty Billion - 3 Consecutive Bills

Donate US$149.99 and receive three Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 20 Billion Dollar Bills with sequential serial numbers. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it ... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
251

Forty Billion - 2 Bills in Sequence

Donate US$99.99 and receive two Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 20 Billion Dollar Bills whose serial numbers are sequential. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how i... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
274

Eighty Billion - 4 Bills in Sequence

Donate US$249.99 and receive 4 Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 20 Billion Dollar Bills whose serial numbers are sequential. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
230

One Hundred Billion - 5 Bills in Sequence

Donate US$399.99 and receive 5 Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 20 Billion Dollar Bills whose serial numbers are sequential. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
257

Three Billion - 3 Consecutive Bills

Donate US$149.99 and receive three Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 1 Billion Dollar Bills with sequential serial numbers. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it a... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
213

Five Billion - 5 Bills in Sequence

Donate US$399.99 and receive 5 Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 1 Billion Dollar Bills whose serial numbers are sequential. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it ... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
244

Two Billion - 2 Bills in Sequence

Donate US$99.99 and receive two Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 1 Billion Dollar Bills whose serial numbers are sequential. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
237

Twenty Billion - 2 Bills in Sequence

Donate US$99.99 and receive two Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 20 Billion Dollar Bills whose serial numbers are sequential. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how i... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
208

Thirty Billion - 3 Consecutive Bills

Donate US$149.99 and receive three Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 10 Billion Dollar Bills with sequential serial numbers. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it ... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
243

Sixty Billion - Mixed Sets of Close to Consecutive Bills

Donate US$289.99 and receive this set of 6 Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 10 Billion Dollar Bills with a set of 3 sequential serial numbers, a set of 2 sequential serial numbers, and a single bill.  Al... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
200

Eighty Billion - 8 Consecutive Bills

Donate US$999.99 and receive 8 Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 10 Billion Dollar Bills with sequential serial numbers. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2982

Hunting Bear

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful.  Finally, he turned and ran as fast ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
681

One-liner #1333

We can't get a volunteer army unless we draft it.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
352

Cybersalt News - November 22, 2018

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Yes it's Thanksgiving Day in the USA so Cybersalt is giving you the bird so many of you will be eating today! Accordingly, here are some links to content that will stuff you... read more..

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