December 2011 - Monthly Archive

08 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1968

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Quote #1237

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."- Douglas Adams read more..

08 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

6979

2 min read

The Tejano Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the casa,Not a creature was stirring -- Caramba! Que pasa?Los ninos were tucked away in their camas,Some in camisas ... read more..

08 Dec

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

31

5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3808 - December 8, 2011

Issue #3808 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope you are all having a great day. And if you aren't, remember that some days you are the snowman and other days read more..

08 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1079

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Cybersalt News - December 8, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope you are all having a great day. And if you aren't, remember that some days you are the snowman and other days you're the deer.www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/... read more..

07 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2160

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One-liner #0783

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." read more..

07 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1798

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Quote #1236

"Great. My book ran out of batteries. Stupid future."- Andy Daly read more..

07 Dec

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

33

6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3807 - December 7, 2011

Issue #3807 Cybersalt News How can you make Christmas shopping even crazier? Let your friend send you to the store with a crazy list of items to shop for! The resul read more..

07 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1025

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Cybersalt News - December 7, 2011

How can you make Christmas shopping even crazier? Let your friend send you to the store with a crazy list of items to shop for! The results are pretty funny, as you will see in the newest ... read more..

06 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2284

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Decent Hospital People

Q: Who are the most decent people in the hospital? A: The ultrasound people.... read more..

06 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2075

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One-liner #0782

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" read more..

06 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4382

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Holiday Shopping Lists

These guys are pretty funny - especially when they are trying to keep a straight face! ... read more..

06 Dec

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

4380

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Canadian Christmas Bible Cartoons

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

06 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1819

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Quote #1235

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't."- Richard Bach read more..

06 Dec

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

32

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3806 - December 6, 2011

Issue #3806 Cybersalt News This Christmas, I think the chimney at Cybersalt World Headquaters is going to be locked. Here's why:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures read more..

06 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1094

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Cybersalt News - December 6, 2011

This Christmas, I think the chimney at Cybersalt World Headquaters is going to be locked. Here's why:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/santa-mohawk Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

05 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

12648

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Santa Mohawk

This is why I'm locking my chimney this Christmas Eve. ... read more..

05 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1936

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One-liner #0781

"I intend to live forever; so far, so good." read more..

05 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1792

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Quote #1234

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy." read more..

05 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1152

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Cybersalt News - December 5, 2011

Enjoy today's mailing! Yeah, that's about it for the news today. You can always try herding cats if you like!https://www.cybersalt.org/games/cat-herding OK, now enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

04 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2048

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One-liner #0780

"Buying stuff online gives me a reason to live for another 5-7 business days." read more..

04 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1993

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Quote #1233

"God isn't looking for perfect people. He is looking to perfect people." read more..

04 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2671

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Clean Pun #0026

Santas elves are subordinate clauses. ... read more..

04 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

1894

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Mercy for the Humble

God shows mercy to the humble and thirsty. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111204.mp3{/audio}... read more..

04 Dec

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

47

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3804 - December 4, 2011

Issue #3804 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. Today's featured page on the Cybersaltsite is Jeff Larson's "Good Christmas Gifts" cartoon at:www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/g read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3805 - December 4, 2011

04 Dec

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

28

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3805 - December 4, 2011

Issue #3805 Here is today's CleanLaugh Be ACybersalt Fan on Latest Funny Pictures Want to share this edition of the Cybersalt Digest with your friends? {forward}Forward via e-mail{/for read more..

04 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 4, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. Today's featured page on the Cybersaltsite is Jeff Larson's "Good Christmas Gifts" cartoon at:www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/good-christmas-gifts-cartoon Enjoy the rest of tod... read more..

03 Dec

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

6073

<1min

Good Christmas Gifts

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

03 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1232

"What is the difference between an obstacle and an opportunity? Our attitude toward it. Every opportunity has a difficulty, and every difficulty has an opportunity."- J. Sidlow Baxter read more..