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Monthly Archive

December 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 175 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1140

Quote #1236

"Great. My book ran out of batteries. Stupid future."- Andy Daly  read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
957

Cybersalt News - December 7, 2011

How can you make Christmas shopping even crazier?  Let your friend send you to the store with a crazy list of items to shop for!  The results are pretty funny, as you will see in the newest ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1621

Decent Hospital People

Q: Who are the most decent people in the hospital? A: The ultrasound people.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1365

One-liner #0782

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3524

Holiday Shopping Lists

These guys are pretty funny - especially when they are trying to keep a straight face! ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
3574

Canadian Christmas Bible Cartoons

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4259

The 12 Days of Christmas - Re-Examined

The *12 Days of Christmas - Re-Examined* In Light of Competition Global challenges require the North Pole to continue to take more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy meas... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1049

Quote #1235

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't."- Richard Bach read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1023

Cybersalt News - December 6, 2011

This Christmas, I think the chimney at Cybersalt World Headquaters is going to be locked.  Here's why:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/santa-mohawk Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
10304

Santa Mohawk

This is why I'm locking my chimney this Christmas Eve. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2371

Christening Champagne

When we moved into our new home, the first one we owned rather than rented, two of my husband's friends gave him a bottle of champagne. In the hustle and bustle of getting settled, the gift was tucke... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1328

Celebrating The Birth

Two women who were having lunch in an elegant hotel were approached by a mutual friend who asked the occasion for the meal. One lady replied, "We are celebrating the birth of my baby boy." "But wher... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1755

Mall Santas

I am terrified of the Santa at the mall where I work. Our company psychiatrist met with me and has discovered I am Claustrophobic.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1260

One-liner #0781

"I intend to live forever; so far, so good." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1062

Quote #1234

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1088

Cybersalt News - December 5, 2011

Enjoy today's mailing! Yeah, that's about it for the news today. You can always try herding cats if you like!https://www.cybersalt.org/games/cat-herding OK, now enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2645

Household Repairs

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always s... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1377

One-liner #0780

"Buying stuff online gives me a reason to live for another 5-7 business days." read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6734

Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus

Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus. 1. You'd never be expected to make the coffee. 2. There'd be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the office. 3. You could grow a gut the si... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1260

Quote #1233

"God isn't looking for perfect people. He is looking to perfect people." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2003

Clean Pun #0026

Santas elves are subordinate clauses.  ... read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
1139

Mercy for the Humble

God shows mercy to the humble and thirsty. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111204.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
971

Cybersalt News - December 4, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. Today's featured page on the Cybersaltsite is Jeff Larson's "Good Christmas Gifts" cartoon at:www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/good-christmas-gifts-cartoon Enjoy the rest of tod... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
5087

Good Christmas Gifts

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1088

Quote #1232

"What is the difference between an obstacle and an opportunity? Our attitude toward it. Every opportunity has a difficulty, and every difficulty has an opportunity."- J. Sidlow Baxter read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1442

Charity

Dewey collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Dewey thought for a moment an... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1494

One-liner #0779

"Confidence is the feeling you have before you really understand the problem." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1857

Clean Pun #0025

What does a reindeer do when he has an upset stomach? He takes an elk-a-seltzer.  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1015

Cybersalt News - December 3, 2011

Remember that time you were so tired you said you were "Dog tired?"  Today's new entry in the FunBlog illustrates just how tired that is.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/dog-tired Enjoy the rest of tod... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1034

Quote #1231

"The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life."- Theodore Roosev read more..

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