December 2011 - Monthly Archive

14 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1976

<1min

Quote #1241

"Life is a long lesson in humility."- James M. Barrie read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3813 - December 14, 2011

14 Dec

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

32

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3813 - December 14, 2011

Issue #3813 Cybersalt News I have returned one of my past Christmas devotionals to the front page of the Cybersalt site. You can read "Race Rocks Christmas" at:www.cybe read more..

13 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2389

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One-liner #0788

"My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will." read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3812 - December 13, 2011

13 Dec

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

34

5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3812 - December 13, 2011

Issue #3812 Cybersalt News The newest funny picture on the Cybersalt site is something that all men are going to realize eventually. Find out what stage you are in at:www read more..

13 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1974

<1min

Cybersalt News - December 13, 2011

The newest funny picture on the Cybersalt site is something that all men are going to realize eventually. Find out what stage you are in at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/four-stages... read more..

12 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1896

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Quote #1240

"'Was Jesus of Nazareth born of a virgin? The answer to that question would define human history." - Larry King read more..

12 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

6258

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Four Stages

Men, you know it's true! ... read more..

12 Dec

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

5893

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Some Assembly Required Christmas

Another Christmas morning surprise. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com... read more..

12 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3032

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Semi-Pro Baseball

John was never shy about reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "My teammates used to call me James Bond," he was telling his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the op... read more..

The Night Before Christmas - Texas Style

12 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

11433

2 min read

The Night Before Christmas - Texas Style

Twas the night before Christmas, In Texas you know,Way out on the prairie, without any snow. Asleep in their cabin, were Buddy and Sue,A dreaming of Christmas, like me and like you. Not stockings bu... read more..

12 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2229

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One-liner #0787

"I enjoy your company most when I am by myself." read more..

12 Dec

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

9269

3 min read

Race Rocks Christmas

Close to where I live, stands a lighthouse on a group of rocks known as Race Rocks. This lighthouse steers mariners clear of the 8-10 knot (9-12 mph) tide that flows between it and the south coast of ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3811 - December 12, 2011

12 Dec

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

39

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3811 - December 12, 2011

Issue #3811 Cybersalt News When one thinks of screaming cats, one does not imagine the screaming cats in today's FunBlog entry.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/screaming-cats En read more..

12 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1860

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Cybersalt News - December 12, 2011

When one thinks of screaming cats, one does not imagine the screaming cats in today's FunBlog entry.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/screaming-cats Enjy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

11 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2706

<1min

Quote #1239

"A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life."- Charles Darwin read more..

11 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2342

<1min

One-liner #0786

"It's a good thing your car can't travel at the speed of light - your headlights wouldn't work." read more..

11 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

1750

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Journeying Forward

God is calling us to something new. It's the journey that brings the healing and blessings that He has in store for us. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111211.mp3{/audio}... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3810 - December 11, 2011

11 Dec

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

31

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3810 - December 11, 2011

Issue #3810 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recordings of the services and messages from November 20 and the firs read more..

11 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1072

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Cybersalt News - December 11, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recordings of the services and messages from November 20 and the first 2 Sundays of Advent (November 27th and December ... read more..

10 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3090

4 min read

Whatever Happened to Cute?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage had commandeered the Christmas decorating operation for yet another year. I am not quite sure how she remembers when to start all of this, because the thought ha... read more..

10 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1896

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Quote #1238

"All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on."- Henry Ellis read more..

10 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2054

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One-liner #0785

"The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it." read more..

10 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4248

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Screaming Cats

Normally, if offered the opportunity to hear some screaming cats I would decline. Who knew just how wrong I could be!? ... read more..

10 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2282

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Anything Unrelated

"Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant." read more..

09 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6603

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The ABC Song

Customer: “Hey, can you help me find this book?” Me: “Sure.” (He holds up a piece of paper with the title and author of a book on it. I find it on the shelves and hand it to him.) Custome... read more..

09 Dec

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

34

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3809 - December 9, 2011

Issue #3809 Cybersalt News Shepherds need help from the sheep - in the field and in the church.www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/christmas-sheep-help-cartoon Enjoy the rest of today's read more..

09 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1095

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Cybersalt News - December 9, 2011

Shepherds need help from the sheep - in the field and in the church.www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/christmas-sheep-help-cartoon Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..