Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1371

Quote #1245

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."- Arthur Miller read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1557

One-liner #0792

"You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
10432

Christmas Mash-Up

Here is a fun mash up of various Christmas songs performed by "Straight No Chaser" - a male a cappella group from Indiana University. ... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4757

Christmas Operation Order

Operation Order 12-2004 For: Official Visit of LT jg Santa Clause 1. An official staff visit by LT jg Claus is expected at this post on 25 Dec. The following directives govern activities of all Arm... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1194

Cybersalt News - December 17, 2011

The latest addition to the FunBlog is a wonderful musical interlude you shouldn't raise a glass to.  You'll find "Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky on Glass Harp" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/sugar... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1820

One-liner #0791

"Opposites attract, which is why it's horrible to be this handsome." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1273

Quote #1244

"I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see."- JohnBurroughs read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6287

Christmas Downsizing

IMMEDIATE DOWNSIZING MEASURES EMPLOYED The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether th... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
9367

Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky on Glass Harp

Many musical performances call for a raising of the glass.  With this performance of "Sugar Plum Fairy" by P.Tchaikovsky, you should probably just leave the glasses down. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1184

Cybersalt News - December 16, 2011

A long time ago, in a land far away, I was the king of the Christmas lights on my street. I'm glad I didn't have to compete against this house.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/christmas-light-show  Enj... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
5408

Christmas Light Show

Years ago, I was the guy that had the neighbors trying to keep up to him in the Christmas light department.  Our house, in the co-op we lived in, was decorated with tons of Christmas lights and a... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2236

A Lot of Money

A lot of money is tainted. It tain't yours and it tain't mine.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1356

Quote #1243

"The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing."- Marcus Aurelius read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1839

One-liner #0790

"I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6176

Christmas Postage

A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. "What Denomination?" Asked the clerk. "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well give me 50 Baptist and 5... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1183

Cybersalt News - December 15, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Ever wonder what the Angel might have said if the first Christmas took place in Minnesota?  Wonder no more:www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/minnesota-christmas-bible-cartoon... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
5899

Minnesota Christmas

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1272

Quote #1242

"Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself."- Antoine de Saint-Exupery read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1779

One-liner #0789

"The fact that we don't use towels to dry towels makes me question the value of towels." read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4913

Christmas Tree Search

There were two goobers who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one goober turned to the other and sa... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1211

Cybersalt News - December 14, 2011

I have returned one of my past Christmas devotionals to the front page of the Cybersalt site.  You can read "Race Rocks Christmas" at:www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-shaker/race-rocks-christmas Ther... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3180

The Happiest Machine

What do you get when you combine Google, a scrap metal magnet and coloured balls?  A very happy machine from the 2011 Play File Festival! F5 2011 RE:PLAY Film Festival. Inductance from Ph... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1428

Quote #1241

"Life is a long lesson in humility."- James M. Barrie read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1849

One-liner #0788

"My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will." read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5008

Top Ten Gifts Your Husband Doesn't Want For Christmas

Top Ten Gifts Your Husband Doesn't Want For Christmas 10. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage 9. Any knick-knack 8. Tickets to the ballet 7. An... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1238

Cybersalt News - December 13, 2011

The newest funny picture on the Cybersalt site is something that all men are going to realize eventually.  Find out what stage you are in at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/four-stages... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1301

Quote #1240

"'Was Jesus of Nazareth born of a virgin? The answer to that question would define human history." - Larry King read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
5411

Four Stages

Men, you know it's true! ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
5172

Some Assembly Required Christmas

Another Christmas morning surprise. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2498

Semi-Pro Baseball

John was never shy about reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.   "My teammates used to call me James Bond," he was telling his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the op... read more..