Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3568 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cartoons
Jeff Larson
4810

Purpose Driven Thanksgiving Turkey

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3702

Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey

Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey: Ingedients: - 1 large turkey - 1 small turkey Cooking Instructions: Take the two turkeys and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big on... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1585

Quote #1222

"Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling." - Margaret B. Runbeck read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1420

One-liner #0769

Camouflauge Training: No one turned up... Oh wait a minute...... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1179

Cybersalt News - November 23, 2011

The Cybersalt Digest is back. Thankyou to everyone for your kind words of condolence and prayers for us following Susan's mom's passing on the 12th.  Gladys' funeral was on Saturday so there wer... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3235

The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven

The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air,it knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner andburst with a deafening boom,then splattered ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2175

Cloning Cher

"If they cloned Cher she would be Cher and Cher-alike." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1194

Quote #1221

"God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing."- C.S. Lewis read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1555

Couple In 10 Years

The other day I pointed to a couple across a restaurant and said to my wife, "That's us in ten years." She replied, "That's a mirror."... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2650

Give Us This Day Our Turkey . . . Again

Thanksgiving is my kind of holiday. Apart from the "thanks" part, the primary purpose of this celebration is eating. That is the one thing I do quite well. Thanksgiving is the beginning of a feasting... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1485

One-liner #0768

You know times are tough when you order a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asks, "Can you afford fries with that?"... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
5320

Brave Heart Thanksgiving Turkey

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
938

Life's Choices

We all need guidance to decide what we are going to do when face with life's choices. The counsel we choose to listen to for guidance in our lives, from infant to the grave, will have consequences. Li... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1011

Cybersalt News - November 17, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A few days ago I mentioned that Cybersalt was on Stumbleupon.com, but the link I gave you did not make it easy to find the Cybersalt stumble page so that we could stum... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12749

Pittsburgh Penguin Hockey Bird

Who said hockey is for the birds? ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1944

Hood Full of Pigeons

I was driving to work this morning when my car stalled in the damp weather. I was sitting in the car at the side of the highway, contemplating my next move, when a pigeon flew down and landed right in... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4394

Waiting For A Table

When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded. I went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?" The hostess, ignoring me, kept writing in her book. I asked again... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4006

Umbrella Impression

A man had finally got around to taking all his broken umbrellas to the repair shop. Next morning on his way to his office when he got up to leave the street car, he absentmindedly laid hold of the um... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2964

One-liner #0767

"The French don't care what they do as long as they pronounce it properly."- George Bernard Shaw read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1320

Quote #1220

‎"There are two ways to get enough. One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less."- G.K. Chesterton... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1028

Cybersalt News - November 16, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's a humorous presentation about a dangerous cooking problem - deep frying turkeys.  You'll find "William Shatner - Eat, Fry, Love Turkey" at:ww... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1619

One-liner #0766

"Where I come from, the valleys are so narrow, dogs have to wag their tail up and down." - Sam Snead read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
8425

William Shatner - Eat, Fry, Love Turkey

The message behind these videos is a serious one - even with William Shatner's quirky presentation.   ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8470

New Pope

A high school history teacher was discussing the funeral of the Pope with his class. One student asked how they chose the new Pope. The teacher explained the process, finishing with, "So the Cardinal... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1874

Self-Gentleness

One form of gentleness we should practice is towards ourselves. We should never get irritated with ourselves because of our imperfections. It is reasonable to be dis- pleased and sorry when we commit ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1705

Clock Factory Fire

At the clock factory today there was a lot of second hand smoke.... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8109

Boat Drive

That's not what I meant when I asked if you would drive me to the boat! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1069

Cybersalt News - November 15, 2011

Today's Cybersalt mailings have a special "prairie" theme in honor of my mother-in-law, Gladys Priest, who passed away peacefully on Saturday. Gladys was born in Saskatchewan.  Even after living... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
11288

Lumber Spoiler

Don't knock it. It's cheaper than nitro! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3677

Prairie Fire

Some people try to punish themselves for their sins. They do not stand on the promises of forgiveness and Christ's propitiation. "Many years ago, a father and his daughter were walking through the gr... read more..