Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 676 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1791

Communications Skills

Do you remember back in the day, when you'd go to a store and try to explain to a sales clerk which movie you were looking for? A sign behind the counter at a video rental store: "We are sorry to re... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1111

Quote #1835

  - Joni Earikson Tada read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
965

Night Chef

A woman wakes up to find her husband cooking stir-fry in the middle of the night. "Wake up, Frank! You're sleep-wokking again!"... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
856

One-liner #1394

It will go on ad infinitum for awhile.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
459

Cybersalt News - July 11, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! So far July has been cool and even rainy at times around Cybersalt World Headquarters. I don't mind that, in fact I prefer it instead of the heat pictured on the page at:ww... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1002

Watt They Say

People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2712

Lifestyle Q & A

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. S... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1131

Quote #1834

"Compassion asks us to go where it hurts, to enter into the places of pain, to share in brokenness, fear, confusion and anguish. Compassion challenges us to cry out with those in misery, to mourn wi read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
947

One-liner #1393

The bubble has burst to some extent.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3379

Car Pool Note

A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1871

Change

The Amish people lead a simple life. That means no electricity. An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
469

Cybersalt News - July 7, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. Today on the Cybersalt site, Rev. James Snyder prefers to do things tomorrow and that is fine with his wife as long as tomorrow is today! You can read "My Favorite Day... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
977

My Favorite Day of the Week Is Tomorrow

It was one of those weeks when the more I completed, the more I had to do. These are not my favorite kind of weeks. So frustrating. During these weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage finagles... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
980

Warm Welcome

Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3046

Without Glasses

Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without y... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
282

Parenting Dilemma

Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. "Teddy," he called, "how many more times do I have I to tell you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1300

Quote #1833

"Others." - William Booth, Founder of the Salvation Army read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
897

One-liner #1392

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
553

Cybersalt News - July 4, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and Happy 4th of July to all American Cybersaltines! For some time now I have been wanting to visit "Big Lonely Doug," a 230 foot Douglas Fir tree left standing in a clear... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6595

Stolen Truck

"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The young goober rancher came running into the store and s read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1029

Quote #1832

"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King, Jr. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5066

Funny Quotes

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.- Red Buttons Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a carhe sticks his h... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2029

Couples Observation

Within a year, our Young Couples Department at church had grown from one class of eight active couples to four classes with 56 active couples! On Baby Dedication Sunday that year, we had 19 babies! ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1016

One-liner #1391

You don't stand alone. I also stand alone!... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1014

Seasonal Income

If money grew on trees, in the Fall you'd really be raking it in!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
510

Cybersalt News - June 30, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. Due to another error between my seat and my keyboard, last Sunday's news was repeated again in Chicken Thursday's Cybersalt Digest. Sorry about that ;-( Happy 51st birthda... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
906

Quote #1831

"The most universally awesome experience that mankind knows is to stand alone on a clear night and look at the stars." - J. I. Packer read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1050

One-liner #1390

Our product is best because all the others are average.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3620

Anniversary Card

It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office. He told the florist to write "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2" on the card. I was thrilled with the flowers, but not so p... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1211

Prayer

Did Jesus use a modem, for the sermon on the mount? Did He ever use a broadcast fax, to get His message out? Did disciples carry cell phones, as they went about? Did Jesus use a modem, for the sermon ... read more..