Monthly Archive

2020
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 672 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1189

I'm All Shook Up

Hip replacement? More like a pelvis impersonator!... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
996

Quote #1881

  "When I talk to managers I get the feeling that they are important. When I talk to leaders I get the feeling that I am important." - Unknown read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1870

Gallantry

Sandra was out driving her car and while stopped at a red light, the car just died. It was a busy intersection, and the traffic behind her starting growing. The guy in the car directly behind her sta... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1083

One-Liner #1443

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4166

Bonus

Here's hoping there is no one like this at your workplace. Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of one thousand dollars to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money. Th... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1126

Quote #1880

"God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me." ~ Rev. Tracey Dawson read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1073

Watch Who's Watching

Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
683

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone - and Happy New Year! I hope it's a great year for you full of many blessings. Sorry that there was no mailing on the first Chicken Thursday of the year. The day before we h... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1059

One-Liner #1442

Marriage Tip: "Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that  . . . 'This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes.'"... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2073

Respect

While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the crowd. "Jones, never do that again!" the drill instructor whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier wave... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7057

Seat Sacrifice

On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1124
4 min read

Oh, Those Alluring Lizardly Eyes

After months of planning and rearranging our schedule, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage finally organized a little vacation time for Christmas. It takes an awful lot of work for her and, I let ... read more..