Monthly Archive

2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 673 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5104

River Crossing

One day, Joe, Bob and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. Joe prayed to Go... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
979

I'm All Shook Up

Hip replacement? More like a pelvis impersonator!... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
767

Quote #1881

  "When I talk to managers I get the feeling that they are important. When I talk to leaders I get the feeling that I am important." - Unknown read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1653

Gallantry

Sandra was out driving her car and while stopped at a red light, the car just died. It was a busy intersection, and the traffic behind her starting growing. The guy in the car directly behind her sta... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
850

One-Liner #1443

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3893

Bonus

Here's hoping there is no one like this at your workplace. Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of one thousand dollars to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money. Th... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
897

Quote #1880

"God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me." ~ Rev. Tracey Dawson read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
841

Watch Who's Watching

Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
520

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone - and Happy New Year! I hope it's a great year for you full of many blessings. Sorry that there was no mailing on the first Chicken Thursday of the year. The day before we h... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
844

One-Liner #1442

Marriage Tip: "Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that  . . . 'This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes.'"... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1856

Respect

While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the crowd. "Jones, never do that again!" the drill instructor whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier wave... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6794

Seat Sacrifice

On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
867

Oh, Those Alluring Lizardly Eyes

After months of planning and rearranging our schedule, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage finally organized a little vacation time for Christmas. It takes an awful lot of work for her and, I let ... read more..