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    Heavenly Music

    I attend a small village church in rural PA. On any given Sunday, we may have six or…
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    How to Bathe a Cat

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    Rejection Rejection

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    Laundry Husband

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    Shopping Remote

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    Message Break

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    Things Overheard on Noah's Ark

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    Overdue at the Movies

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    Medical News

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    Blind Ambition

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    Zeek's Hang Glider

    In the back woods of Gooberland, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek,…
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    Swahili Gasp

    A company was producing an English-language movie. In one scene, an exhausted messenger…
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    Crossing Chicken

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    Getting Ready

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    $100 Coffee

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A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."

"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"

The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Department and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything including me."

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