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    Flu Prayer

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    Card Cover Up

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    Goober Operator

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    Letter From Home

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    Second Try

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    Does It Hurt?

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    Realistic Fishing Proverb

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    Take Fore

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    Universal Solvent

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    Time To Go

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    No. 5 Bus

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    Business Report

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A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."

"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"

The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Department and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything including me."

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