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    Lost Bid

    Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly…
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    Unbreakable

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Neighborhood Explosion

    The whole neighborhood shook from the explosion. As shopkeepers ran outside to see what…
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    Anthill Golf

    Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill.Rather than move the ball, he…
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    Love Campaign

    The young suitor was determined to win the heart of the girl he wanted to marry, in spite…
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    Dog Sweater

    In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a red sweater for her dog.The…
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    Suspicious Delivery

    There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the…
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    Corporate Change

    When the company I worked for had an employee-suggestion competition, I told my staff to…
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    Whisper Shock

    When my older brother was very young, he always walked up to the church altar with my…
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    More Bumper Stickers

    * FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software. * I can't dial 911.…
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    Silly Mom

    Thanks to list member Lowell Guebert for sending in this real life, happened to her,…
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    Coverup Catch

    This guy had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without…
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    Genetically Modified Food

    Signs that scientists have gone too far with genetically modified food: *Your hot dog…
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    Musings

    * A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.My desk is my…
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    Computer Error

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bob the computer guy, to come over.…

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."

"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"

The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Department and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything including me."

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