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    Exam Assistance

    In the examination paper, the professor wanted us to sign a form stating that we had not…
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    Healthy Tourism

    Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Israel. In an airport taxi cab, Peterson…
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    Movie Night

    My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time…
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    Goober Guide to Household tools

    A goober's guide to household tools: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it…
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    Roman Numerals

    One of my college friends asked a group of us for advice on organizing his final report…
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    Dear Marty

    Dear Marty, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter.…
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    Doll Play

    Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR…
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    Pastor's Golf Sunday

    There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be…
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    Martha's Way Vs My Way

    Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent…
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    More things you would never know without the movies

    The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love... The…
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    Stork Reunion

    A man took his little boy to the zoo for the very first time. Each time they would see a…
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    Redecorating Help

    A young woman decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many rolls of…
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    Actual Elementary School Excuse Notes

    * "Jerry was at his grandmother's yesterday, and she did not bring him to school because…
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    Traffic Camera

    A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for…
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    First I Got

    Elmer says, "First, I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that…

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."

"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"

The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Department and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything including me."

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